Originally Posted by Cjsgptx
Got this one today on my Fathers Day ride with Dad:
Hipster Douchebag: You guys going and looking for some dirt today?
Dad: Ummmm, no just out for a ride.
HD: Kinda hot.
Me: Me thinking under my breath; No shit, plus where are we gonna find dirt in the middle of Dallas.
Hell, I've seen a guy riding a damn horse on the street inside the Dallas city limits...there's bound to be dirt someplace!