I fixed it for you:
Originally Posted by Cjsgptx
Got this one today on my Fathers Day ride with Dad:
Hipster Douchebag: You guys going and looking for some STARBUCKS
Dad: Ummmm, no just out for a ride.
HD: Kinda hot.
Me: Me thinking under my breath; No shit, plus where are we gonna find dirt in the middle of Dallas.
I am taking the advice of all those people that told me, "Hey kid, why don't you go play in traffic!"