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Old 07-17-2013, 06:19 PM   #4293
Using Occam's Razor
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Allright, without much fanfare I kicked the egg to the curb, before the cops showed up at my house. He ate and drank me almost out of house and home.... and when I got home from work he was busy breaking up a bunch of Sudafed tablets on the stove. I packed up his kit and took him here:

You'll find the eggcentric little deviant in the bushes directly behind the left leg of that sign:

You'll see a little stone on the ground at the edge of the bushes....look about two feet into the mess. I covered him with a piece of Sumac...not the poisonous kind, to be sure he wouldn't be seen if he calls out for help. Not to worry too much that somebody else will find him cuz it's only skinnydippers around there and they got other things on their minds than finding crackhead.

Stick yer arm in that little black hole....and good luck to ya.

p.s. Somebody needs to get him into a twelve step program fast....
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