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Old 07-24-2013, 02:46 AM   #4308
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Location: Lakes Region Maine
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Up and At 'Em

First thing this morning, I yanked Eggy's broken and battered body from the coop, um cell.

Then I hosed all the chicken crap off him and gave him his shoelaces and belt back so he could regain a modicum of self worth.

And, because it's going to be a fairly long trip, I even arranged for a conjugal visit for the poor little bastard.

Then I stuffed some grub down his gullet and strapped him to the bike. Blindfolded of course; didn't want him to get too cocky.

Where's me whatzy?

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