G'day Mr Baldy Sir,
Would you be able to correct the spelling mistake I made when I registered please?
Yeah, I know I was drunk when I typed it in the first time and like that scar I have on my leg when I fell down those stairs when I was drinking it reminds me of the perils of alcohol.
Could you set me right and change my name to DrunkWombat955.
I promise I'll not drink and post.