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Old 09-29-2013, 03:53 AM   #12142
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Originally Posted by Pepo View Post
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Man walks into a bar with a head under his arm, and the head says, "It's my 21st birthday and I want a beer!". The befuddled bartender shakes his head and draws a mug of beer and sets it on the bar. The man pours the beer into the head and the head suddenly sprouts a body, and exclaims "Oh my God! Gimme another!". The bartender sets up another and the man feeds it to his appendagless friend, arms and legs pop out from the body and the now complete birthday boy excitedly says "Wow! I wish I would have known this years ago! Set me up another!". The bartender does and the birthday boy slugs it down with his own hand and promptly falls dead on the floor. The bartender looks over the bar and says "He should have quit while he was a head!"
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