How 'bout this theory? TH is a Tea Party-er and went to Texas to put the tag at his idol and future president Ted Cruz's birthplace, then discovered he was going to have to go a bit farther than he thought.
Actually, the lesson here is "If you can't do the crime, don't do the time."
I'll be here all week, folks.
TH: Looking forward to your "broke a leg in Arkansas and got eaten by wild pigs" story.