Don't forget about the "islands" or wide tree covered medians on the interstates. Often have dirt access roads through them. But, if you use them get hid if you are going to have a fire. Troopers tend to "hide" and do reports in these little hide-a-ways.
Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.