Originally Posted by garymonster
A great thread.
Also, to the happy man, the family of the bride generally pays for the wedding. Don't let her marry more than one.
+1 on that. Just shoot me now! I've been practicing polishing the shotgun and answering the door at the same time. I'm getting pretty smooth at it now.....
I'm working on my delivery of the ubiquitous "Son, I'm not afraid to go back to prison.." greeting.
On the bright side, she's a little motorcycle chick with three big brothers and she's pretty darn tough! I feel sorry for whoever she settles down with. My advice on their wedding night would be just to go ahead and give her your spine now, you won't be needing it!