A simple suggestion
Okay, all you enthusiasts who are jonesing for this particular adventure, I suggest you look up and listen to Stan Roger's "Maryellen Carter" a few hundred times.
Then get a reaaaaal long ladder, many strong backs, shovels, two or three front end loaders with cables, and have at it. Mouse may have found Lord Lucan's whereabouts.
For the love of Baldy, would someone please buy my bikes?
For the next several days I will be telling a true abdenture from my own life. It seems harrowing, and will involve a sighting of Richard Gere, but I want to share this for many reasons.