A simple suggestion
Okay, all you enthusiasts who are jonesing for this particular adventure, I suggest you look up and listen to Stan Roger's "Maryellen Carter" a few hundred times.
Then get a reaaaaal long ladder, many strong backs, shovels, two or three front end loaders with cables, and have at it. Mouse may have found Lord Lucan's whereabouts.
For the love of Baldy, would someone please buy my bikes?
Life is better, but why not?