Let me see if I have this straight. FreakinRT has a motorcycle, which he can ride on Sunday morning. Yet he goes out and wastes time playing a game called "golf"?
Dude, you have your depends years ahead of you. Ride now, before that trike is the only way you can get in the wind.
Golf is for mixed race American-Thais and people from Fiji. Real Americans ride on Sunday.
Have YOU driven a Buick lately?
There are oh, so, hip.