Originally Posted by Rectaltronics
To answer the question quite literally, because Jesse has not surrendered the "tag", which looks to me like it was posted in jest anyway. Gotta play by the rules.
That and my pussy hurts.
Imagine looking out your rear window and seeing this:
Seriously, my wife came home about 5 minutes before Rich arrived. She said she saw some guy on a motorcycle riding around the 'hood, and I knew
it was one of you FF!
It's hard to see in this picture, but Rich has a special pouch in his winter riding pants to protect his elephantine balls. I didn't know Gerbing made such a thing, but, there you go.
You are a true FF. And, the tag is certainly yours.