The comment that gets me is "That's a murdercycle!" or something similar. When someone tries to tell me how DANGEROUS my Bandit is, that one day I will die on her, I simply reply "well, my best friend died in a car crash, as did my Grandfather. I don't trust cars!"
If they keep going on about it, I tell them I'd rather die on my bike, doing what I love, than driving in my car on the way to Safeway.
So far all I get from those comments are blank stares.
Gotta keep rollin'
Gotta keep ridin'
Keep searchin' 'til I find what's right