I ride a 2000' Triumph Tiger and once I had an intoxicated woman come up to me and asked, "Why does a big guy like you ride one of those little Rocket Crotches."
I wish I was making this up because the owner of the bar/grill I was at also sponsored my dart team [not much to do here in the north woods in January]. A few months later when our dart shirts arrived, I was dismayed when I read what I thought would be my name on the front, it was emblazoned with
" Rocket Crotch " . Oh well I had more then a few jokes at my expense from that one.