Tiger Woods?

I hope he isn't strung out on the pain pills.
I'm sick of hearing about "my medication".

Don't take the shit.

here's my guess.

they had an argument about him seeing the waitress (I'm thinking she's a hot bi-racial chick), and she chased him out of the house with his driver. When he jumped into the Escalade, she continued her attack by smashing the windows. Then while trying to get away from 'a woman scorned', he punched the gas, and the rest is history.

this is classic. His marriage is over.

Why get married and ruin it? If you're dreaming, stay single, and have rotating hot babes!

So we'll see your "disgusting" photos on her modeling forum?

Now he is bailing out on this weekends tournament? Just a couple scratches, RIIIIGGGHT... WTH. Pansy.

Avoiding a media frenzy? I think so!

Nevermind.

Ooops.

Ill bet he will find Jesus, that usually happends after stuff like this.

so rumors of one that didn't happen leads to one that did

oops,

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/d...s-Tiger-audio-My-wife-may-be-?urn=golf,206126

I doubt it is the scratches as much as it is the hammerlock she has on his family jewels at the moment. And the media frenzy will not shift its schizo focus until some other crisis erupts.

Tiger, you just need to face it buddy. Your sideline job as a pipe-layer is over...

"I will wear you out."

I was just literally chuckling over the same comment...

SO DID HE HIT IT OR NOT!?! (no, not the tree, or hydrant)


Enquiring minds want to know!!!

Celebrities are so predictable... Or I'm too old...

Tiger's always been wound pretty tight, it wasn't a good year for him professionally, even though he won a bunch of tournaments he didn't win any of the ones that mattered. Worse, when the heat was on in those he blinked.

Now he's quintuple-bogeyed his marriage and he's now National Enquirer & paparazzi fodder. That platinum image is gone. Permanently.

Next up, those $100 million/year sponsor deals. It'll take a bit of time but I suspect those will unwind over the next couple of years. Of course he's already got his $billion (less alimony maybe).


Really a shame. I'm thinking Tiger is not going to break Nicklaus's record after all, golf is a head game and his circuits just might be fried. Yes, it really is his fault.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jaimee-Grubbs/602443132


Looks like Jaimees facebook page disappeared mysteriously. Damn.

Tiger have something to do with this??

Hopefully he was smart enough to have an iron-clad pre-nup. Mebbe that's why she was chasing him with the driver ? He was screwing, and she realizes she can't screw him back ?

Naw. I doubt Nike's that stupid. These guys have a way of bouncing back. And unlike Vick, he didn't commit any felonies. Morality is a relative issue, unlike a legality. Hey, when a Commander-in Chief can get away with it after a few months of orchestrated contrition, it's easy for guys like Kobe or Tiger. Nike dumps him ? Adidas would be parked in his driveway before he hung up the phone.

I don't blame his wife - she had to play a bad lie.

I'm thinking that it's may get ugly from the gallery. I don't think he'll play the Phoenix Open (or whatever it's called these days) but can you imagine Tiger walking up to the 16th hole? Half of the stands would be holding up pictures of one of his wimmin.

I seem to recall the same rumors about his father playing the field. I hope he washed his balls after each round - for his wife's sake.

Excellent ! Can I steal that for use on another forum ?

BTW, the thought is profound.