Hey Road Rash

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Biff...

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Now, girls who like motorcycles really will do anything. I mean, really, anything you can think of. But it's just not the same. For one thing, it's hard to drink while you're riding a motorcycle – there's no place to set your glass. And cocaine's out of the question. And personally, I find that grass makes me too sensitive. You smoke some grass and the first thing you know you're pulling over to the side of the road and taking a break to dig the gentle beauty of the sky's vast panorama, the slow, luxurious interlay of sun and clouds, the lulling trill of breezes midst leafy tree branches – and what kind of fun is that? Besides, it's tough to "get it on" with a chick (I mean in the biblical sense) and still make all the fast curves unless you let her take the handlebars with her pants off and come on doggy-style or something, which is harder than it sounds; and pantless girls on motorcycles attract the highway patrol, so usually you don't end up doing anything until you're both off the bike, and by then you may be in the hospital. Like I was after this old lady pulled out in front of me in an Oldsmobile, and the girl I was with still wanted to do anything you can think of , but there was a doctor there and he was squirting pHisoHex all over me and combing little bits of gravel out of my face with a wire brush, and I just couldn't get into it. So take it from me and don't get a motorcycle. Get a big car.

:eek1 You sure that was just weed?

LOVE the Langlitz Leathers poster

hst?

pjo

Not to mention Neduro would be so proud to see him sportin' the Non-cockroach Colorado style

Those watch forum mods are tough.

You have been banned for the following reason:
Persistently caustic and destructive despite warnings.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never

who?

permabanned for jomammaing in a watch forum

a watch forum?

where watch geeks hang out and obsessively talk fine time pieces

What? ADV not enuf for ya?

Not enough tourbillons:

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Headin oot to the good ole hawk-ey game with the FisherFamily tomorrow.

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