Is Mexico Safe?

Discussion in 'Americas' started by Arte, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan Me caigo, me levanto

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    Juanita politely blamed it on the dog.
  2. Tricepilot

    Tricepilot Bailando Con Las Estrellas Super Moderator Super Supporter

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl

    That's hilarious because I've actually done that (the blame it on the dog part)
  3. PirateJohn

    PirateJohn Banned

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    Don't know how bad dog gas is but cat gas, while rare, will make your eyes water


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  4. slowoldguy

    slowoldguy Tire Tester

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    Jeebus. Cat farts > dog farts.

    Can we get back to pissing in each others Cheerio's? ;) ;) ;)
  5. acejones

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    Kind of like the one about Monica and Bill !:rofl
  6. going south

    going south hero & Zero...

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    Well I haven't looked in this thread in a few weeks, glad to see it hasn't changed much.....:lol3:lol3
  7. PirateJohn

    PirateJohn Banned

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    Be nice guys, or I'll send ya a vial of cat gas. Via FedEx. ;)


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  8. rockymountainoyster

    rockymountainoyster Been here awhile

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    OK Ace, I'll rise to the bait because I am so easy. After fifty years of marriage Mickey and Minnie find themselves in front of a judge in Family Law Court in Los Angeles because Mickey had had it and wanted out. The judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, is it my understanding that you want to end your marriage because your wife has been unfaithful?" Mickey: "Oh no your honor, I didn't say that, I said I wanted a divorce because she is fuckin' goofy." (Imagine mouse voice)
  9. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan Me caigo, me levanto

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    Send it to your buddy Ken. :lol3
  10. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan Me caigo, me levanto

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    Feext
  11. SkizzMan

    SkizzMan Me caigo, me levanto

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    Every so often one or more of us take off for the interior of México. In between, well...........
  12. acejones

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    Thanks RMO ! That was refreshing. I've known a lot of women that could be described like that (not Mrs. Ace, though). I worked with several of them. :clap
  13. Pedro Navaja

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    Fucking Goofy? That's pretty severe, but I did date a girl once that jacked off her German shepherd in front of me. Grossest thing I have ever seen. I told her to stop it and she wouldn't. She just laughed. Met her a drop zone back when I used to skydive. This was back in the 70's.
  14. Turkeycreek

    Turkeycreek Gringo Viejo

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    I wish I could unread that.
  15. PirateJohn

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    Funny! But I think Ken is on vacation right now ;)


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  16. PirateJohn

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    Ewwww ...

    Which reminds me. I think that I am riding back to Eagle Pass and staying in Pedras Negras the weekend of 3/9 and 10 if anyone is around.


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    You and me both. I am going to pour bleach in my eyes.
  18. acejones

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    I may pour bleach on my computer and then spray it with Lysol.
  19. Pedro Navaja

    Pedro Navaja Long timer

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    C'mon, you guys brought up the "fucking Goofy" thing.
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    Craneguy British Hooligan

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