Don't know how bad dog gas is but cat gas, while rare, will make your eyes water Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD
OK Ace, I'll rise to the bait because I am so easy. After fifty years of marriage Mickey and Minnie find themselves in front of a judge in Family Law Court in Los Angeles because Mickey had had it and wanted out. The judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, is it my understanding that you want to end your marriage because your wife has been unfaithful?" Mickey: "Oh no your honor, I didn't say that, I said I wanted a divorce because she is fuckin' goofy." (Imagine mouse voice)
Thanks RMO ! That was refreshing. I've known a lot of women that could be described like that (not Mrs. Ace, though). I worked with several of them.
Fucking Goofy? That's pretty severe, but I did date a girl once that jacked off her German shepherd in front of me. Grossest thing I have ever seen. I told her to stop it and she wouldn't. She just laughed. Met her a drop zone back when I used to skydive. This was back in the 70's.
Ewwww ... Which reminds me. I think that I am riding back to Eagle Pass and staying in Pedras Negras the weekend of 3/9 and 10 if anyone is around. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD