Damn Cell Phone

Discussion in 'Face Plant' started by PapaYolk, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. Snarky

    Snarky Vodka Infused.

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    I read that out loud. Hilarious. :rofl

    Location: NM, USA
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  2. slide

    slide A nation with a future

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  3. walstibsf

    walstibsf Thar R fair WX riders and there are MOTORCYCLISTS

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    DITTO....was waiting to hear about the bitch on the phone and not paying attention what smacked into 'em.......guess we kinda did......:D
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  4. Royalwapiti

    Royalwapiti McGillicuddy's pal

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    This is good, a face plant we can joke about.

    But I think it's the wife's fault. She should have got her own damn hamburger....
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  5. Hominid

    Hominid Been here awhile

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    A heartfelt handshake is always welcome.
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  6. JerryH

    JerryH Vintage scooter/motorcycle enthusiast Supporter

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    Cell phones combined with vehicles usually result in disaster.
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  7. AZbiker

    AZbiker Say hi to the bad guy

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    Yabbut if it prompts another post like the original it might be worth it.
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  8. Billtr96sn

    Billtr96sn Flange Furtler

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    Just a little Q, to the op. You say you need a choreographed manoeuvrings to get on and off the bike, using sticks, phones and a portion of levitation. :)

    Now, I too suffer from R.A. and am familiar with the good day/bad day scenario, but in the video of your camping thing I dont see a stick/walking frame/unsteadiness, well anything really.

    How do you get so good in between attacks?
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  9. windblown101

    windblown101 Long timer Supporter

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    Perhaps it's the Gin & Tonics? ;)

    To the op: Keep on keeping on.
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  10. squonker

    squonker Stupid is the new norm

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  11. catweasel67

    catweasel67 RD04

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    Ok, i've scanned the thread, and run the OP through google translate..

    American
    "......and my knee blew out. "
    English
    ...."and I hurt my knee"

    I guess "blown knee" just sounds tougher.

    As for the "RA" he mentions later - "Rectal Abssess" of course :)
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  12. Trailmix44

    Trailmix44 Adventurer Supporter

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    I laughed my butt off for the first few pages but dang, that Spud is no laughing matter! That thing is friggin awesome.
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  13. just jeff

    just jeff Long timer

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    Anyone who has bad knees or who has dislocated a knee at one time would have INSTANTLY understood the term " my knee blew out" and from personal experiance I sympathize completely!! If you have a knee blow out you can be the toughest sum bitch in the world and I garrentee you will :cry like a BABY.
    Regards....justjeff
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