Utards whos riding what

No gps? :huh

You may want to hit Notom Rd from just west of hanky to the Burr Trail to boulder, Hell's backbone Rd to Escalante, then Smoky Mtn Rd. to Big Water, then slab or something through Kanab (likely awesome dirt though) over to Zions...

2 up Smoky Mtn Rd would be a bit of a rodeo in places...

Hey thanks for the advice!!

I hope your wife has a ass of steel or lots of cushion because the SE "passenger" seat has about 1/2 inch of padding.

Did someone say Airhawk?

Nicely put Frog. You either just called his wife a hard ass or a fat ass.

BTW which is it?

If I can take this

and her

and ride over this

while she doin this

the whole way...
Surley it isn't too much to take her

on this

though this

for 6-8 hours through some of the most beautiful scenery this country has to offer!

Your concern for my wife is heartfelt, but frankly I was much more concerned with the misuse of my motorcycle.

Pluric is a prankster. Get used to it if you're going to post in this thread.

Ass of steel has been verified. You have permission to proceed... .

Your logic is sound, you have been heard, please enjoy both your wife and the ride.......


And be sure to post an exquisite ride report with lots more of these types of pics......

Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear. lift

Well said. I was just having a little fun
still feeling this whole forum thing out, might have been just a bit out of hand in response:eek1

Just buy a freaking GPS and we'll let this slide.

How did I get drug into this? Simply by suggesting an Airhawk seat for that KTM board.

ESO59MTK looks like the last thing you need is ass advice. I suck at ride advice so
listen to Trackhead and GISKev they are trail savants.

When playing with this group, it's best to leave your feelings (and your wives) at home...yes I said wives...they are Utards after all.

If you get a GPS, I have a track you may be interested in that will take you from Hanksville to Boulder with some awesome scenery (pronounced ski-ner-ee, here).

If Pluric had said that, it would not have been nearly as funny. But coming from you, who is usually pretty reserved, it's fucking hilarious.

Fixt.
You forgot to quote the photos before responding. Seemed mandatory on that page.

Some women will sit on anything for the right guy....

Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.

Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.

Are all Utards this funny? I guess I had the wrong impression!!:huh

Thanks but the moto fund has run dry for this year GPS will have to wait until spring. I want to put wife on SE not teach her how to stand up on the back of SE

Look for Day RR in couple weeks titled: "Thick Ass Skin in Utard country"

Thanks, Its good to know there are plenty of ______tards out there like myself!

Well it looks like you've found a solution to KTM butt. Plus you can count it as plural wives in one!

You know it's true, everything is bigger in TexASS.

That link I posted to riding in St. George is also the starting point for some awesome mountain bike only single track. If you have you're bike, ride there. Super fun.