Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

I think I could fight off the zombies pretty well.

If Skynet sends in the terminators though, I'm screwed.

I think it already happened in Lansing ,Michigan............. ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE:eek1

I'll scope em before they get too close

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Any decent zombie killing troupe needs a good sniper.

what about zombie mosquitos?

wouldnt they be the worst thing, they eat the infected blood, and bite ou, and your screwed

Don't notice any kind of flying, buzzing, zombies on THIS chart!?!




But you'd be picking some sort of Brute Force approach for Flying Zombies, even mosquito-type ones.

well i plan on riding past swinging a sword at the man humanoid zombies

Here's my zombie defense strategy:

Turn off the fucking TV!

That sounds more like a terrible risky apocalypse inducing maneuver.

Setting Zombies free from their controlled environment can be extremely dangerous.

that don't kill 'em.

I would rather have a Rideback.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=8049

BTW The chickee in Resident Evil did in fact ride a BMW. K1200R. She really looks better on a bike than I do.
When the zombies attack, I'm going to look her up. I need the 27 shooter
she took from John Wayne.

Forget blood splatter from desiccated Zombies. (Movie-makers frequently get science ... in particular Physics quite wrong). They're the Walking Dead . . . . so there is no heart action, and the blood congeals.

Time to study up ... History of Weapons:

Good examples of Infantry Weapons with reach, non-expendability (aka no reloading), and effectiveness, are these:

I encourage reading up in this field (too much to list & quote ... see the condensed quarterstaff stuff?)


Modern technology can take some effort out of the equation, and extend one's stamina. So, lets use mechanical-cutting over plain cutting & stabbing, eh?

Thus-

Stihl chainsaw- Telescopic HT75 Pruners

"Look at that chainsaw reach! "




interchangeable Telescopic Cutting Heads


18v cordless chainsaw- Telescopic - (for those Stealth missions)

The Makita Cordless Electric Chainsaw Battery powered Chainsaw -with optional telescopic handle (and the new Bosch 36v cordless chainsaw) get even handicapped fighting crew members into the thick of the Zombie Defence action.
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New Black & Decker NLP1800B 18V Cordless Alligator Lopper (Tool Only) - get even stubborn Zombie heads off, with stealth and precision!





Mobility (cutting edge, at that)

Even if the zombie apoco lips () never happens, I want one of these!

anybody got a lazer whip? u know lashes and it slices everybody in half, for the mass attack/?

Chain is on backwards... maybe standard for fighting Zombies?

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Hanbo.

Tis good

Long Range, Medium Range, Short Range.


And a Toyota.


Bring it on hordes of ignorant bloodthirsty flesh!