AR-NWA ADV BS thread

Discussion in 'Tejas and the Gulf States' started by Elvis70, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Very cool Ojay! Can you imagine the balls those men had to do that? Simply amazing. It gives me chill bumps just thinking about strapping into a rocket and walking on the moon. RIP Neil Armstrong.

  2. MartiniUp

    MartiniUp Long timer

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    Blue moon,,,,,,,,,,or a watermelon? Can even see where the stem was. Hmmmmm.
  3. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Yeah, you're right Ted. Makes my accomplishments seem kinda lame.

    I took that pic from my deck last night when I got home from work. When I was sorting through the 30 or so pics that I took I got to remembering about the moon landing. We listened to it at home, and heard those famous words, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Many years later I came to understand and appreciate just how much work and effort was put forth by so many people just to make a lunar landing possible. As with anything, great results come about after great effort.

    I'm gonna go load up Yellaphant, find an open road, and work our way down to Ft. Smith to see Joe Nuclear and Miss Kimberly. We'll probably work our way home through the F'ville area on Monday if anyone wants to get together for a bite to eat and perhaps some barley therapy.
  4. DrLewall

    DrLewall ADV Has gone to SHIT

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    thinking abt you strappin on a pocket rocket takes balls! :evil
  5. Whizzy

    Whizzy Arky by choice

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    Damn..... O'Jay mooned us.
  6. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Amazing how big it gits after a colonoscopy huh?
  7. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    BBC NEWS
    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

    The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

    The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".

    Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up.

    Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.

    According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.
  8. tcourdin

    tcourdin Resident Spooner

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    Got my new tires on, oil changed and panties loaded. Im ready to roll west! [​IMG]
  9. DrLewall

    DrLewall ADV Has gone to SHIT

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    do I need to look in on the Mrs while you is gone..she does have a babysitter on call, correct? :evil
  10. DrLewall

    DrLewall ADV Has gone to SHIT

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    Slackers! Saturday nite and I am bored and y'all aint here to keep me entertained! :ddog
  11. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    I'm here Huckleberry!:wink:
  12. DrLewall

    DrLewall ADV Has gone to SHIT

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    oh yeah..like that sweetend the pot any! :bluduh










    :amazon
  13. ozarkrider

    ozarkrider Discombobulated Sociopath

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    Looks like the best offer you've gotten so far tonight. :lol3

    Still raining here. I reckon we'll leave in the morning for Joey's.
  14. DrLewall

    DrLewall ADV Has gone to SHIT

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    rain? you lucky dawg..what this thread needs is more titties..so.....

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  15. joenuclear

    joenuclear Still here....

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    Dry here. Looking forward to seeing you and Kathi tomorrow Jay.

    Ride safe.
  16. TRZ Charlie

    TRZ Charlie That's MR. Asshole

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    Damn Doc, that JPEG is addicting.
  17. Albie

    Albie Kool Aid poisoner

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    Definitely hypnotic. :lol3
  18. arraflipper

    arraflipper Been here awhile

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    That is good one heck of an eye opener in the morning, ok most anytime. Well equipped reminds me of my younger years, follow the bouncing ball sing along. It did catch my eye, but after 20 minutes had to quit looking, though may bo back for one more lookey see. Ok yes I will go back and look.
  19. Dragon43

    Dragon43 If you insist.

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    It's morning? Gah.... :bluduh
    Sticky factor is off the chart, hope when I get rolling it will feel better or I'm going to be a whiny butt today.... :gerg
  20. DrLewall

    DrLewall ADV Has gone to SHIT

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    Mornin fellers :wave


    Gus is up before me? :huh

    Whiny butt? TODAY? :rofl:rofl