Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

A blunt weapon. Most offiver swords were blunt ya know

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Jesus Christ on a raft! I can't believe this thread is still alive!

Zombies can't swim.

Just like Zombies. You can't kill it with ordinary measures.

Maybe it's the accent, but I swear she said, " You know I will always fart for you".

Still, end of days will hit Australia before here. I'll be watching that side of the world real close on the evening of the 20th.

she probably would, but im sure she doesnt give a shit about anything else but her own property development company

Doesn't matter... They can just keep on walking along the bottom of the sea/lake/river until they come back up above water in the place you really don't want them to be ;-)

I saw that show. The walk on the bottom theory is flawed IMO.

:huh Hope you don't drop it. You are going to need a few zombies to help you pick it up!

since we cant sleep forever, where are you goign to sleep, what are soem zombie proof forts?

I'll bite..flawed? how so?

They are buoyant enough that they can't walk on the bottom.

If they could walk on the bottom there would be millions of them stuck in deep sea trenches unable to climb out for many years, diving would be earn more dangerous than ever even if the world survived as 100% cleanup would then be impossible ;-)

If they float they would float around in the currents and wash ashoor

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**ashore** [klay]



Butt dialed on my GZone using asstap

are you sure?

He probably is. Asstap is a great app for posting to the forum.

well, two more days till the end. I am looking forward to it being a zombie apocalypse, as long as they are slow walkers and really dumb. if they are fast and can work together, we are done for. I had a motorcycle accident in '89 and running is out of the question. in fact, some days I look like a walking zombie , except I am not bleeding out of any holes in my body and I can smile. so tell me a joke before you chop me up. oh, and I will be armed.

omg its 21 12 2012 here and there are zombies everywhere!