JoMomma Fantasy Football 2013

Ha! That's only one guy. I screwed a whole defense: Baltimore.



Nevermore.

Week One "Smartest Manager"(Used the highest % of a Team's Total Points): Zorn to Largent 97% Points on Bench:7.8

Week One "Most Clueless Manager"(Benched the highest % of Team Points): Chefs: 41% PoB:69.3 Chefs could have played their entire team and still would have lost.

Week One "I Got My Ass Kicked"( Largest Margin of Loss): Chefs -129 Double Award Winner!

Week One "I pulled my own nose hairs"(Smallest margin of Loss) : RamTheEwes -7.8

Points Leader: Hodag's Last Placer2 256.85


Average Points Scored: 196.66

Average Points left on bench: 42.31

This is almost spooky.:eek1 Look at last years first week results:

I've equalled last years win total and its only week 1. I quit now.

Double or nothing!

Thanks for reminding me I barely lost week 1 last year, too...

After Manning put up 70+ points on Thursday, I pretty much wrote this week off as a loss. My team did fight back, though. 1 of 2 bench players in the starting line up would have won it for me. Coach's fault...moving on the gamne 2

Hodag's team looks stacked this year :eek1.

And GO RAMS!!

and yet he always manages to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Maybe this will be the year he wins it all.

the only thing stacked here is high life cans

Could be sad I didn't play Dobson....they had him as doubtful....no doubt about it, that is a long TD.

And Cheez Whiz cans?

we only eat real cheese

Week Two "Smartest Manager"(Used the highest % of a Team's Total Points): Zorn to Largent 96% Points on Bench:7.5 Repeat Winner!
2nd week in a row beating Lotto's Last Chance by 1%

Week Two "Most Clueless Manager"(Benched the highest % of Team Points): Big Blue Too 37% PoB:119.65

Week Two "I Got My Ass Kicked"(Largest Margin of Loss): Vampire Chihuahuas -39.95

Week Two "I pulled my own nose hairs"(Smallest margin of Loss) : RamTheEwes -15.15 Repeat Winner!

Points Leader: Zorn to Largent 431.75


Average Points Scored: 189.2

Average Points left on bench: 54.41


Toyota Missed Opportunities by Vampire Chihuahuas
Should have started Jimmy Graham, who beat his scoring projection with 27.90 points against a projected 10.83.
11 of the 14 starters scored less than their projected points.
Vampire Chihuahuas had no luck at the K position, losing the point battle 24.00 - 9.00 to Purple Helmet.
It was not a good week for Vampire Chihuahuas at TE, where they were beaten 14.40 - 2.00.
Vampire Chihuahuas got a zero from Denarius Moore after expecting a projected 5.78-point total.

My streaks over. Too many injuries accumulating.

See that....I snagged Starks when Lacy got hurt for a dud and it earned me a major award! Well, and Rivers playing lights out for the first time in years.

Yay, I won something!

And not only that, the Toyota Award is from an impartial third party so you know I'm not playing favorites!

3rd overall in total points, but in 7th place at 0-2. Life sucks for the defending champ.
2nd week in row that the Houston QB on the bench outscores the starting Carolina QB. Projections...this week I'll start the Houston QB and watch Newton get 50 from the bench...

I would always play Schaub over Newton.

These idiot coaches take good QBs that play very well outside the box and teach them to stay in the pocket.

Don't forget, you all have one last chance at glory with the League Pick 'em game, where you get to pretend to be the idiot prognosticators like Deion, Trent, Steve, Howie, Terry, et al.

Looks like it's only me and Shrineclown sitting at the desk right now.

WHere's that?

It's the last menu item on the League Page.

Or, if you pick any matchup on the league page and then scroll down you'll see the other games listed