The SMIB Thread.......Where fecal (doesn't) matter.

I guess you are the only one who read it. Thanks for the comment.. should be ounces.

You said you had everything including the kitchen sink...I assumed the BMWs had running water...

That comes with the built in BMW Motorader Colostomy Bag correct?

Oh, and I've been following your blog as well - just didn't catch that item

Kinda makes me glad I don't have a BMW...

If anyone is heading down to Lance's send off shindig on Saturday from the Charles County area, I plan on meeting up with a few riders from work at Starbucks in La Plata (301 and 6) and heading down around 10am...

Ya'll have Fun ... I wish we could go too

Next time .... I guess....
Still working on My Black bike.... Almost finish

Just had to take the long way home from work today...

Eastern Southern Maryland near the "Nice" Bridge


Curves near Chapel Point

Nice, but I got you beat.........Beer run! On the KLR

Been there, Done that....and you were there...



Couldn't find the picture of the full "coolers"

touché

Almost finished on my Black bike just have to put the tank back on ..
And route 1 wire... and hook it up to the new switch
Raked leaves out of my flower bed .... I have Daffie's blooming and my other Easter flowers

Oh I did get to fuel TheBeast today..

AWWWWW....
She's so cute.

That's Alabama, right?

In the center? No that's your favorite girl home petting zoo.

What kind of dog is she?
I need to get a dog.

Did you hear about Scott's trip to the IRS office???


The IRS decides to audit Scott, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Scott showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Scott. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Scott says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Scott removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Scott says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Scott isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Scott removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Scott's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Scott asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this cat herder could possibly manage that stunt, so
he agrees again.

Scott stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Scott's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Scott told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>

I keep telling you! Don't Mess with Old People!!

Yeah, I know Scott....see post 1547 <o></o>

I'm not gonna be able to make it tomorrow unless I can't make the ride I had already planned. Have a good trip if I don't see you Lance

Nice pics Dave I've heard that joke before, but it never gets old

That sounds just like HB .....

Thanks. All I ask is you read my blog. I am also going to post weekly a ride report on advrider.

True Story