You know you're a 950 owner when…

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  1. slidewayes, Oct 27, 2012
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    slidewayes

    slidewayes slidewayes

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    When you go to buy a rear Tire and take the only two 200.00 ones they have and realize that this is not enough
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  2. Qwik, Oct 27, 2012
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    Qwik

    Qwik Adrenaline Addict Supporter

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    When you put eleven gallons of fuel in the tanks and realize the same thing as Slideways.
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  3. sstewart, Oct 27, 2012
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    sstewart

    sstewart Long timer

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    You agree to pay your ex whatever she wants ,to keep from selling it during the splitting of assets.
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  4. Katze, Oct 27, 2012
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    Katze

    Katze Full Time Rider

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    :d:d:d:d:d:d
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  5. geometrician, Oct 27, 2012
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    geometrician

    geometrician let's keep going...

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    are these guys related? Selling tons of cocaine was the only way he could pay for his rear tires :lol3

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  6. skipman, Oct 28, 2012
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    skipman

    skipman Been here awhile

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    ^^^^ :rofl:rofl^^^^
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  7. Slvrtundevl, Oct 28, 2012
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    Slvrtundevl

    Slvrtundevl Been here awhile

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    Roflmao ... Great thread!
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  8. Tee2, Oct 28, 2012
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    Tee2

    Tee2 I SAID! Woo Hoo!

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    When on your birthday all your gifts are orange and wrapped in orange paper.
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  9. welshracing_752, Oct 28, 2012
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    welshracing_752

    welshracing_752 slidewaysjr

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    When you pass cars on the right by dropping off the hwy and across the dry lake and just keep it under 110
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  10. Questor, Oct 30, 2012
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    Questor

    Questor More Undestructable

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    When "Servicing your girlfriend" means doing an oil change and spooning on a new rear tire. :D

    Q~
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  11. MP5, Oct 31, 2012
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    MP5

    MP5 Been here awhile

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    Hahaha......good one :rofl. Me likey.
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  12. fredN4, Oct 31, 2012
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    fredN4 Adventurer

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    you hop off on your first ride off-road. Yep, I did! And then you start looking for a smaller, lighter bike to learn on.
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  13. SpeedyR, Oct 31, 2012
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    SpeedyR SE in the SE

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    your friends know that Halloween is your favorite holiday....






    because everything is ORANGE!!!!

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  14. VTvfr, Nov 1, 2012
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    VTvfr

    VTvfr Been here awhile

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    It took me a year of getting my arse kicked on singletrack before I finally picked up the 250 as a stablemate for her and haven't looked back!!!
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  15. EZ300, Nov 1, 2012
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    EZ300 Just wanna ride my motorsickle

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    This is your pumpkin...
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  16. Tangai, Nov 1, 2012
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    Tangai Been here awhile

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    You rejoice when you get 35 mpg.
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  17. bhorocks, Nov 1, 2012
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    bhorocks Been here awhile

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    When you get pissed that people use the term "Farkle".
    Farkles are for BMW and klr.

    Thats gay.
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  18. Vicks, Nov 2, 2012
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    Vicks

    Vicks gets stuck in sand

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    When u get angry that the 1190adv thread already has 105 pages without even a single bike being sold !!! Defectors, all of them !! ��
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  19. GHANTCR, Nov 2, 2012
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    GHANTCR

    GHANTCR Been here awhile

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    Whenpointig at her and said "Japan" I had a knife in hand and responded, nope "Austria" and responded where is that, well I used the knife hahahaha...:D

    Love my significant other!

    Sent from my GT-P5110 using Tapatalk 2
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  20. keener, Nov 2, 2012
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    keener Speed changes you.

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    when your face hurts......after every rider from perpetual smiling.
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