Wanker South Florida Tour v3.0

I punched this into google translate, select translate to "Dr.Z" and this is what it came back with.

Doug is a trip. Got to meet him a few years ago!

Missed ya at dinner! A guy I work with took First place in his category of English bikes for his Triumph at the show!!!

Per Cesar.....

I can't believe there's not more pix and stories than this so far.
Thanks Paula for the hospitality!
From the Babson Park crew showing up an hour late
to Oil Well Grade road to Loop road in the dark to the
Eloy/Delicate Man debates........GOOD TIMES!!!!
(I think Eloy has found his political match)

This morning my ribs hurt more than anything else... possibly more than one fracture. Got to got get it checked this morning.

Ankle not broken but the experience at Centra Care was horrible. Never will I set foot in a Florida hospital facility.

Nice Tattoo.....

I would LOVE that......As a kid I was in the air as much as I could be there.....I come from a family of pilots and love the experience every time I get to ride in a small plane....

Good to see you too!

Jaydee you may not like it but hope you got the rib and the foot checked out..(X-ray)..... I know someone else who had a broken foot for over a month and was told it was not broken and later had real problems......Better safe than sorry later....plus we want you to ride more with everyone.....

Hope you feel better soon!

ELOY better this morning????? :huh

Surly there are more pictures...I heard there were plenty of break stops along the way to the Seafood Depot........

Did DM make it home?

Woke up with no voice this morning!

I reckon I caught that bug that's been going around.

DAMN Bro. You got's to get better so you can yell SOCIETY at BQF

At this point I can definitely whisper it.

The twat Doc at Centra Care said nothing was broken but she was going to have the radiologist review them.
They didn't X-ray the ribs. Said she didn't think they were broken but if they were there was no treatment.:huh
The Haitian Rad Tech was a racist bitch that was extreamley rude to me then as sweet as pie to the Latino and other Islander after me i called and talked to the center manager and he said he remember me and that I was very personable so it wasn't my demeanor but my color.
I watched the Doc read my X-ray and then grab another chart and sent the Rad Tech in to explain and try to sell me 3 scripts. Filing a formal complaint.

What a great weekend!

It started a bit early with the arrival of cousin I had not seen in many years. Kurt was in CFL to get his airplane float rating arriving from Homer, AK. I ask him if he can ride a motorcycle and if he wanted to join in on ride, little did he know it was a wanker ride

Kurt on the venerable Funduro


Turns out he had never been on anything over a 125! Didn't matter, he made it down the road from my house, we call it funtime, mostly sand.

We meet up with The Z's at the pavement section of funtime and were off.

Making good time to Arcadia until JD spots some oranges in a curve. Takes one hell of fall. Oranges 1, JD 0


Were's the f'n peg, Oranges 2, JD -1


DM looking over JD's glasses he stepped on while trying to help:huh


JD is up and about, now to figure out how to get a working peg, sounds familiar


Back under way and we arrive in Arcadia



More to come

Good stuff but try to cut the humor it hurts when I laugh.

I rode up to Arcadia from Naples to meet everyone for the ride to Everglades City. On my way up 31 I saw these fellows in a pasture and it warranted a turn-around for a photo opp.


Once in Arcadia having located the proper gas station I found these guys, and gals!





We really needed some mud to break in this new paper tag, but none was to be found.



We finished the day off with a great meal in Everglades City under a full moon.





I look forward to the next meeting with all of you!

oh I can so relate to that......my ribs are actually worse than they were two weeks ago right after my 'off' at the BMWNEF Rally!! Hurts to breath let alone cough, laugh and frickin sneezing--- wow does that hurt!!!!!!

Arcadia to Imokalee fer lunch


Wanker lineup


Lunch before AYCE stone crab:huh


Alex met us along 31 on the smallest displacment bike there, glad to see the 400 is holding together.


Oil Spill Larry Seems bike trouble follows him around.


Oil well grade, lots of calories burned on this "road". Whats with all the chicanes






Made it


The audience


Oil well grade on a strom1k! 2up


Not sure whats goin on here


Picayune and Janes Scenic

Larry and I did the fast burn run this is LC8 territory


Followed shortly by Kurt on the Bubblebee. This boy can ride


Rest of the group arrives