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Old 09-25-2004, 08:30 PM   #1
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oh!!! the pain of aggravating the gods

snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!

A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit.

this years club championship is not looking pretty.

on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice.

should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance.

amen
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:39 PM   #2
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:40 PM   #3
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seriously, are you high?
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Old 09-26-2004, 03:07 AM   #4
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no just pissed on by the golf gods.

here's some more examples of the round. 295 yard, slightly up hill, par 4. it's guarded by two big bunkers at the green. busted a great drive, the ball caught the upper lip of the left bunker and ended up with a nasty lie.

another par 4, this one is 430 yards, busted another drive and ended up against the lip of another sand trap. had to go out sideways

need to get my head outta of my ass and shoot a low number today.

and may the beer god have it cold
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Old 09-26-2004, 06:04 AM   #5
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Tighten the grip, open the stance and good luck.
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Old 09-26-2004, 06:14 AM   #6
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Old 09-26-2004, 08:08 AM   #7
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:38 AM   #8
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:43 AM   #9
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.....the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance. amen

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.......before you tee off.
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:06 AM   #10
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snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!

A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit.

this years club championship is not looking pretty.

on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice.

should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance.

amen
learn club selection on the tee you redneck.
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Old 09-27-2004, 01:45 PM   #11
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learn club selection on the tee you redneck.
actually, my little problem with the hook is immune to club selection.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:09 PM   #12
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actually, my little problem with the hookers is immune to club selection.
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