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Old 03-03-2012, 09:20 PM   #1
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Your go to, to go two.

Ok so you just had a night of cheep beer and wings, and you started your day off with lots of coffee and a bran muffin. Shortly afterwards, you hop on your bike and head on down the highway when you suddenly feel the urge to purge and realize you gotta find a restroom fast. What is your favorite business to take care of business? I gotta say Barnes and Nobles have a really clean crapper if can find one.

Oh, and women need not reply. We all know you gals are a lot more courteous and wipe the piss off the seat and all that good stuff.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:22 PM   #2
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:24 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-2012, 10:45 PM   #4
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DMV... and prop the door afterwards. There's something satisfying in making them suffer
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Old 03-04-2012, 04:02 AM   #5
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i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.
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Old 03-04-2012, 04:15 AM   #6
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i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.

LOL, the GIRLS can only crap at home. Dude, bodies are DIFFERENT! Within 20 minutes of eating, I have to shit, period. I travel for work, have to shit in some of the most disturbingly grizzly filthy shop cans in the world. Not everyone has a puddle duck routine.
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Old 03-04-2012, 04:44 AM   #7
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LOL, the GIRLS can only crap at home. Dude, bodies are DIFFERENT! Within 20 minutes of eating, I have to shit, period. I travel for work, have to shit in some of the most disturbingly grizzly filthy shop cans in the world. Not everyone has a puddle duck routine.
no discipline or work ethic i suppose ,or maybe you like hanging out in those filthy shop cans
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Old 03-04-2012, 05:42 AM   #8
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no discipline or work ethic i suppose ,or maybe you like hanging out in those filthy shop cans
No, we just don't like spending the day being full of shit....


I'll take a gas station with a convenience store over just a gas station. Fast food over a gas station with convenience store, mom & pop place over fast food. National chain restaurant over mom & pop. Anything else is dicey, especially if you're wearing top to bottom riding gear.

I have no shame and I don't embarrass. And I understand that just about anything will wash off. If I've gotta poo, I've gotta poo.
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:01 AM   #9
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No, we just don't like spending the day being full of shit....


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i bet you've got one stinky ass at the end of the day.
I wont poop unless i can shower after.
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Old 03-05-2012, 01:24 PM   #10
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i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.
hey...that's me you're talking about.
ive even been desperate enough to poop on the motor home....full of models. sorry girls.
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:10 PM   #11
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i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.
Kids today! Pooping all over the place! Pooping in the streets! Pooping in strange toilets! Pooping with people they've just met! It's not right I tell ya!

"I never crap after I leave the house" - I'd make this my motto if I were you. Ride your own ride even when it comes to toilets I say :)
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Old 03-05-2012, 06:42 PM   #12
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Kids today! Pooping all over the place! Pooping in the streets! Pooping in strange toilets! Pooping with people they've just met! It's not right I tell ya!

"I never crap after I leave the house" - I'd make this my motto if I were you. Ride your own ride even when it comes to toilets I say :)
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Old 03-05-2012, 07:15 PM   #13
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Kids today! Pooping all over the place! Pooping in the streets! Pooping in strange toilets! Pooping with people they've just met! It's not right I tell ya!

"I never crap after I leave the house" - I'd make this my motto if I were you. Ride your own ride even when it comes to toilets I say :)
Ha!
I had this problem with my little 2 year old when he was first out of diapers. He had to make an emergency stop one day on a walk in Los Angeles. Had to evacuate behind a tree about 20 feet from someone's front door. Problem was, kids being creatures of habit, from them on we couldn't pass that that spot without him having to take a crap. I had to change our route just to break the cycle.

Thanks guys. Gotta love a good poo thread.
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Old 03-05-2012, 03:24 PM   #14
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i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.
There is the high dangler and the low dangler.

Now, what I hate is when toilet water splashes back. Argh.

In general I much prefer the Oak tree, if that is available. As a matter of fact, when I'm riding and nature calls, I may consider a secondary road, so I can find that right bush or tree just away enough from the road. Just beware, look where you walk, others may have had the same idea.

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Old 03-05-2012, 04:36 PM   #15
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There is the high dangler and the low dangler.

Now, what I hate is when toilet water splashes back. Argh.

In general I much prefer the Oak tree, if that is available. As a matter of fact, when I'm riding and nature calls, I may consider a secondary road, so I can find that right bush or tree just away enough from the road. Just beware, look where you walk, others may have had the same idea.

For the girly men amongst us, there is this.
you leave your shit paper all over the woods or take it with you? You know if you are really the back to nature guy you wouldnt even wipe.The animals dont.
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