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Old 04-15-2012, 03:26 PM   #1
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This is pretty funny...I live near New Hope, PA. The town is popular with motorcyclists, all kinds but especially weekend pirates (no criticism, just saying). So I'm walking down the street and this dude in jeans, S-kicker boots, bandana and Harley T-shirt pulls a leather riding jacket out of the trunk of his Toyota Camry, puts it on and heads down the block to Fran's Pub, where the other weekend biker-types hang out. This is better than trailering a bike to bike week!
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Old 04-15-2012, 03:33 PM   #2
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It might get chilly in the pub. Real bikers always throw their rides colors around when they are out in public. Never know when a mother fucker's gunna' look at ya' the wrong way.



Gotta' rep that badass persona'!
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Old 04-15-2012, 03:59 PM   #3
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livin the lifestyle. i guess. i like frans pub. good reasonably priced food.
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Old 04-15-2012, 04:02 PM   #4
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At least it was a jacket and not CHAPS


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Old 04-15-2012, 05:28 PM   #5
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Cowboys wear chaps... outlaw biker pirate tough guys wear ASSLESS chaps!

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Old 04-15-2012, 05:38 PM   #6
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Cowboys wear chaps... outlaw biker pirate tough guys wear ASSLESS chaps!

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Chaps with an ass are called "pants"

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Old 04-15-2012, 05:51 PM   #7
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Chaps with an ass are called "pants"

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what if the ass area is made of a different material?
Velvet would be wonderful!
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:43 PM   #8
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Would you go into Fran's Pub wearing chaps with a velvet ass?

Mabel's Beauty Shop & Chainsaw Repair, mebbe, but not Fran's...
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:40 PM   #9
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what if the ass area is made of a different material?
Velvet would be wonderful!
And by what means did you acquire that tidbit of personal knowledge?.....
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Old 04-17-2012, 04:52 AM   #10
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what if the ass area is made of a different material?
Velvet would be wonderful!
From what I remember of of New Hope that would be entirely appropriate. A bit light in their loafers, some of them.
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:42 PM   #11
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Chaps with an ass are called "pants"

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Like freakin clockwork.
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Old 04-15-2012, 08:30 PM   #12
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Chaps with an ass are called "pants"

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Are you lost? SHAD-UP n00b!
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:05 AM   #13
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Noobs.


What's with all the noobs? And I mean you helotaxi.
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:33 AM   #14
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Noobs.


What's with all the noobs? And I mean you helotaxi.
What's with all the holier-than-thou asshats? If I have to be a hypocritical dick to get past noob status, I'll wear "noob" with honor. Better a tolerant noob than a tool more interested in hating on choices that someone else makes than living my own life. Seriously the amount of time and effort spent hating on others' rides and style of dress on this forum...makes me wonder who the real posers are. Gotta be pretty insecure to have to constantly bash someone else like that.

The good news is that lots of people on this forum could wear the so called "assless chaps" with no worries; the chaps would instantly include an ass the moment they were donned.
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:44 PM   #15
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Been to New Hope before. Weekends you have to wear hearing protection while walking down the street.

Loud pipes haven't done anything good for this town.
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