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Old 10-03-2010, 08:41 PM   #2476
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:43 PM   #2477
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:39 AM   #2478
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Looks to me there would be a better place to hang on to than her waist.....just sayin it would be safer
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Old 10-04-2010, 07:51 AM   #2479
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I think the primary objection is the cumbersome chastity belt...
Quick hijack...best chastity belt joke coming up:

A knight is heading out to battle. As he will be gone many months, he calls upon his most trusted friend in the kingdom. "I am off to battle" he tells his friend "and I give to you this key to safeguard. It is the key to my wife's chastity belt. Guard it with your life and I shall retrieve it from you upon my return."

"My lord" says his friend "indeed, I will keep this key and your wife's virtue will be safe upon your return.

So, the knight trots off on his horse, heading for the war. He is riding for nigh unto half an hour when he hears the furious gallop of a horse behind him. He turns to see a cloud of dust. When it clears, it his friend, frantically waving his arms. "What is it my friend? What is the matter?" says the knight.

Panting and struggling to catch his breath, his trusted friend says "It's the key my lord. You gave me the wrong key!"
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:42 AM   #2480
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Old 10-05-2010, 03:34 AM   #2481
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Old 10-05-2010, 09:51 AM   #2482
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Just what I like - a girl who rides AND has the confidence to fart with force!
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Old 10-05-2010, 10:04 AM   #2483
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Helga again

looks like a hottie from here...
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Old 10-05-2010, 10:08 AM   #2484
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shovelhead? didn't see one
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Old 10-05-2010, 07:19 PM   #2485
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If I could only get her to smile...

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Old 10-06-2010, 12:14 PM   #2486
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:19 AM   #2487
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:22 AM   #2488
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Old 10-07-2010, 07:45 PM   #2489
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i'm tired

just finished reading every page and viewing all pics and links on this thread. it too 3 evenings to do so, but was worth every minute of it. thanks to all who helped me stay away from the boobtube for a while. now where is that wr250r long term thread?????? tom
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:00 PM   #2490
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just finished reading every page and viewing all pics and links on this thread. it too 3 evenings to do so, but was worth every minute of it. thanks to all who helped me stay away from the boobtube for a while. now where is that wr250r long term thread?????? tom
Right here: http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329337 Good luck, it's 1188 pages. Doesn't seem to be slowing down any either.
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