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Old 11-25-2011, 08:45 PM   #16
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It seems like time to split up some categories.

Worst play-by-play
Worst ex-jock color
Worst ex-coach analyst
Worst girl

Winners in any/every sport

WTF?? Craig Sager
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Old 11-25-2011, 08:48 PM   #17
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Chris Collinsworth hands down. I have to turn the volume off when he announces.

Ones I hated just as much, but were short time deals were Joe Namath and Joe Gibbs (possibly the worst ever).
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Old 11-25-2011, 09:35 PM   #18
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My vote for worst ever goes to Brent Musburger.
After ALL THIS TIME, shouldn't he have at least an inkling what he's talking about?
Brent says, "bite me".
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:56 AM   #19
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Here are the all time worst, AKA the three stooges.


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Old 11-26-2011, 07:58 AM   #20
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:35 AM   #21
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Why does Chris Berman's voice turn into an unintelligible trash compactor half way through a sentence?
For $5 million a year can't he afford voice lessons?
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:55 AM   #22
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The broadcasters seem to think that they are on radio.
We have a picture of the game in front of us.
Every moment does not need to be filled with their incessant prattle.
Most people watching already know the game, it doesn't need a constant explanation.
But when the game is filled with replays and officials reviews it grinds you down.
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Old 11-26-2011, 05:34 PM   #23
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Not everyone can be Jack Edwards.

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Old 11-26-2011, 05:37 PM   #24
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Old 11-27-2011, 11:19 AM   #25
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Old 11-27-2011, 11:36 AM   #26
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Old 11-27-2011, 12:42 PM   #27
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Have to be a Bruins fan to not think that guy is a total tool. I get that he's playing to the home audience, but what a colossal douchebag.

Speaking of hockey douchebags: Pierre McGuire, Joe Bennanati(sp?) and Mike Milbury. Not a bit of hockey sense amongst the three of them despite years in hockey circles. You'd think just through proximal exposure they'd be halfway decent. Thankfully Vs.(NBC sports) seems to be moving Bennanati out the door. They should have a cage match between McGuire and Pang, I bet everyone in the audience would jump in to beat the snot out of McGuire. Milbury just needs to be sent packing by both NBC and CBC.
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Old 11-28-2011, 05:44 PM   #28
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Old 11-28-2011, 07:51 PM   #29
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Old 11-28-2011, 10:23 PM   #30
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Yep. Jaworski and Grudin = entitlement. Just because you've been doing it awhile (think Mussburger) doesn't mean you belong on the airwaves. How about a special shout-out to Jim Grey?
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