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Drilldogger · 03-05-2012, 07:47 AM

McDonalds, Walmart, and Home Depot. My wife brings enough of their shit into my house that I feel like I owe them!

Of course I've always loved crapping in the woods. Just feels natural somehow.

woodnbow · 03-05-2012, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by car94

+1 Always have baby wipes, Carry them in my backpack everywhere! Have them next to all the toilets in the house!

Thats another thing the baby wipes are good for! And you can shave your crack

The other thing about the Wet Ones is that you can clean the toilet seat, rim, handle and the door handle. with toilets outside of my house! Even If its spotless and smells good I have to clean it before I can sit down, and then when leave, I have a bottle of hand sanitiser in my Backpack and one in my truck!

How much crap you gotta carry anyway? "I have a slight OCD problem" Ya think?

Anywhere I can squat without getting arrested is fine with me... Particularly like crapping in the woods, camping etc. it's.. I dunno... peaceful... Squatting there with a sierra cup fulla coffee, butt in the breeze watching the sun come up over the Rockies or the canyonlands, how does a bowel movement get better than that?

On the other end of the spectrum, I absolutely abhor is those automatic air fresheners, that freeking citrus grove crap stinks worse than anything any long haul burrito eating trucker ever dropped. Good Gawd!

combustor777 · 03-05-2012, 08:47 AM

Somehow I thought this thread was going to be about 2 wheels, but I read the whole thing anyway. Always learning

LittleRedToyota · 03-05-2012, 08:57 AM

if you are going on a long ride, just eat some MREs.

then you won't have to worry about pooping for several days.

tokyoklahoma · 03-05-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ceri JC

They aren't. As someone who used to work cleaning toilets (male and female) I can assure you, women's toilets are generally much worse than men's. I suspect that they are less fixated with cleanliness and more filled with an abhorrence for dirt. Consequently, when their dirt is "someone else's problem", as it is in a public washroom, you're lucky if they will even flush the toilet, much less use the toilet brush.

Plus some don't want to sit on an "unknown" throne, so they "hover"

Sometimes less than half goes where it should.

woodnbow · 03-05-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by LittleRedToyota

if you are going on a long ride, just eat some MREs.

then you won't have to worry about pooping for several days.

Ain't that the truth!

lemieuxmc · 03-05-2012, 01:17 PM

I was trying to ignore this thread, but as an OIF vet who has been known to bring reading material into The Home Depot I wanted to share an experience.

I know some people who own a place out at Ocotillo Wells and they often invite friends to come out for the weekend and ride. They have a "guest" bathroom out there which is a recycled toilet bolted onto a slab (over a pit) with a 3' cinder block wall around 3 sides. There is nothing quite like sitting there with a spectacular desert view and taking care of business in God's wide open space on a regular flushing toilet.

astrolump · 03-05-2012, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by high dangler

i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.

hey...that's me you're talking about.
ive even been desperate enough to poop on the motor home....full of models. sorry girls.

feathered · 03-05-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by high dangler

i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.

Kids today! Pooping all over the place! Pooping in the streets! Pooping in strange toilets! Pooping with people they've just met! It's not right I tell ya!

"I never crap after I leave the house" - I'd make this my motto if I were you. Ride your own ride even when it comes to toilets I say :)

Lion BR · 03-05-2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by high dangler

i regulate myself .Always have .
Get up ,2 cups of coffee then take care of my business.
I never crap after i leave the house .
I dont know whats up with these people crapping all over town 3-4 times a day.

There is the high dangler and the low dangler.

Now, what I hate is when toilet water splashes back. Argh.

In general I much prefer the Oak tree, if that is available. As a matter of fact, when I'm riding and nature calls, I may consider a secondary road, so I can find that right bush or tree just away enough from the road. Just beware, look where you walk, others may have had the same idea.

For the girly men amongst us, there is this.

SiouxsieCat · 03-05-2012, 04:07 PM

I'm with the "at home only" crowd. If I'm about to shit my pants though, I'll sacrifice and use the first public RR I find.
I can honestly say I've only had to go at work 3 or 4 times in the last 10 years.

high dangler · 03-05-2012, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lion BR

There is the high dangler and the low dangler.

Now, what I hate is when toilet water splashes back. Argh.

In general I much prefer the Oak tree, if that is available. As a matter of fact, when I'm riding and nature calls, I may consider a secondary road, so I can find that right bush or tree just away enough from the road. Just beware, look where you walk, others may have had the same idea.

For the girly men amongst us, there is this.

you leave your shit paper all over the woods or take it with you? You know if you are really the back to nature guy you wouldnt even wipe.The animals dont.

03-05-2012, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by feathered

Kids today! Pooping all over the place! Pooping in the streets! Pooping in strange toilets! Pooping with people they've just met! It's not right I tell ya!

"I never crap after I leave the house" - I'd make this my motto if I were you. Ride your own ride even when it comes to toilets I say :)

Haha!!

SUVslayer · 03-05-2012, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by feathered

Kids today! Pooping all over the place! Pooping in the streets! Pooping in strange toilets! Pooping with people they've just met! It's not right I tell ya!

"I never crap after I leave the house" - I'd make this my motto if I were you. Ride your own ride even when it comes to toilets I say :)

Ha!
I had this problem with my little 2 year old when he was first out of diapers. He had to make an emergency stop one day on a walk in Los Angeles. Had to evacuate behind a tree about 20 feet from someone's front door. Problem was, kids being creatures of habit, from them on we couldn't pass that that spot without him having to take a crap. I had to change our route just to break the cycle.

Thanks guys. Gotta love a good poo thread.

fastdadio · 03-06-2012, 10:49 AM

Three pages in record time. Y'all some demented FF's. OK I'll play. For me it's any port in the storm. Ya gotta go, ya gotta go. When moto camping I'll have the wet wipes handy. Day trippin around home, any business will do.

03-05-2012, 07:47 AM	#31
Drilldogger Studly Adventurer Joined: Dec 2009 Location: between the Smoke & Muskoka Oddometer: 500	McDonalds, Walmart, and Home Depot. My wife brings enough of their shit into my house that I feel like I owe them! Of course I've always loved crapping in the woods. Just feels natural somehow. __________________ Drillers' go deeper!

03-06-2012, 10:49 AM	#45
fastdadio Still gettin faster Joined: Sep 2009 Location: Pinckney Mi. Oddometer: 941	A where to poop thread?...Really??? Three pages in record time. Y'all some demented FF's. OK I'll play. For me it's any port in the storm. Ya gotta go, ya gotta go. When moto camping I'll have the wet wipes handy. Day trippin around home, any business will do.

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03-05-2012, 08:47 AM	#33
combustor777 Dirty Naked Beemer Joined: May 2009 Location: Sharpsburg, GA Oddometer: 183	Somehow I thought this thread was going to be about 2 wheels, but I read the whole thing anyway. Always learning

03-05-2012, 08:57 AM	#34
LittleRedToyota Yinzer Joined: Apr 2011 Location: Pittsburgh Oddometer: 1,203	if you are going on a long ride, just eat some MREs. then you won't have to worry about pooping for several days.

03-05-2012, 01:17 PM	#37
lemieuxmc Banned Joined: Mar 2009 Location: East La Jolla... it's just Clairemont!! Oddometer: 3,360	I was trying to ignore this thread, but as an OIF vet who has been known to bring reading material into The Home Depot I wanted to share an experience. I know some people who own a place out at Ocotillo Wells and they often invite friends to come out for the weekend and ride. They have a "guest" bathroom out there which is a recycled toilet bolted onto a slab (over a pit) with a 3' cinder block wall around 3 sides. There is nothing quite like sitting there with a spectacular desert view and taking care of business in God's wide open space on a regular flushing toilet.

03-05-2012, 04:07 PM	#41
SiouxsieCat Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Mar 2010 Location: KCMO Oddometer: 164	I'm with the "at home only" crowd. If I'm about to shit my pants though, I'll sacrifice and use the first public RR I find. I can honestly say I've only had to go at work 3 or 4 times in the last 10 years.