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Old 03-06-2012, 03:16 PM   #46
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you leave your shit paper all over the woods or take it with you? You know if you are really the back to nature guy you wouldnt even wipe.The animals dont.
Right. Some of 'em just lick.




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Old 03-06-2012, 04:45 PM   #47
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It has now become a riding goal of mine to shit here - thanks... I think.



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Highest point in FL...I've never seen another person there...clean bathrooms, picnic area.

Sidenote - I have some of the most beautiful scenes of where I've been etched to memory by the view I had, whilst outside, taking care of business. Don't know why I remember those scenes more than scenic view the hour before or after, but so it is. Ask me where and... I won't tell ya.

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I've become less picky over the years of where I go, and have even just held a garbage bag up to myself to do it in an emergency. For some reason while on motorcycle trips it's never been an issue, but on true high-miles days I don't eat much... so a good morning donation to where-ever I start from can get me through 700 + miles.

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Thats another thing the baby wipes are good for! And you can shave your crack
advice to those who haven't done this yet - use trimmers and leave a little, instead of shaving, or you'll be in for some possibly major discomfort when that stubble starts growing in. Shave it if you must for home pornos, but otherwise trim it down.

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On the other end of the spectrum, I absolutely abhor is those automatic air fresheners, that freeking citrus grove crap stinks worse than anything any long haul burrito eating trucker ever dropped. Good Gawd!
My boss thinks those automatic air fresheners actually clean the air (he's not bright, but he can bullshit and lie the horns off of a moose, so he gets the promotions), so he had one installed in one of our small offices. Fucking thing makes me sick, and I've thought about suing for having to breathe that shit in all day. Finally he sorta got the point that he'd be responsible for buying and replacing the batteries in the damned thing, so now he just has about 4 cans of the automatic spray sitting in the office to use as FeBreeze air freshener... which it ain't.

Idiot bosses... large corporations never seem to get enough of them.
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Old 03-06-2012, 05:19 PM   #48
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Right. Some of 'em just lick.




You forgot this one:

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Old 03-06-2012, 05:37 PM   #49
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You forgot this one:

I didn't want any trouble from the rainbow sector here.
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Old 03-06-2012, 07:06 PM   #50
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Whole new meaning to the term "shit break".....

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Old 03-11-2012, 01:22 PM   #51
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Just stopped at an In-and-Out burger for lunch. Restroom was VERY clean!!!!
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Old 03-11-2012, 04:23 PM   #52
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In general I much prefer the Oak tree, if that is available. As a matter of fact, when I'm riding and nature calls, I may consider a secondary road, so I can find that right bush or tree just away enough from the road. Just beware, look where you walk, others may have had the same idea.

For the girly men amongst us, there is this.
Don't leave these things in the woods (preferably don't use them at all). They are not paper and they don't biodegrade.

I don't have much of a routine but I go when/where it's convenient to me - That usually means before I head out for the day, or after I get back. I don't wait until it's urgent. If I'm caught out somewhere (rare) the first place I come to gets my business. I'm not too fussy.
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Old 03-11-2012, 04:50 PM   #53
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I haven't had so many laughs on advrider in a long time.

Just to return the favor, I'll tell a little yarn about a coworker (utility construction). It's not unusual for someone's missus to send in a tin of cookies, or goodies once in awhile. The boys are sitting around having lunch and this clown throws a cookie tin amongst the guys. It's only a matter of time before someone reaches over and opens the tin and there's a big turd in it. The mentioned clown, had to take a dump and nowhere to go so he grabbed a tin out of someone's recycling bin and did his thing!

In our line of work sometimes you get creative!
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Old 03-11-2012, 04:59 PM   #54
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I was at a high-rise construction site in New York and some of the workers were complaining that the crane operator would drop a carrier bag of shit out the window every day.
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Old 03-11-2012, 06:07 PM   #55
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I have virtually no shame when it comes to taking care of business. and it really doesn't matter so long as you try to keep yourself as clean as possible.
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So on the road, it doesn't matter where I go and I ALWAYS travel with a partial roll of toilet paper.
Ditto, and I travel with both baby wipes and hand sanitizer
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Old 03-11-2012, 06:11 PM   #56
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:38 PM   #57
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Red Bull = no waiting

Just drink a whole can of Red Bull or other caffeine-laced "energy drink".

There won't be much waiting around after that, and usually the rest of that
day will be free of any further need to visit the porcelain throne in solid-waste
evac mode.

Hats off to the guy who started this thread. That took courage
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:44 PM   #58
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actually the Lowes store near me has the nicest and largest and cleanest shithouse I have ever seen short of the ritzy country clubs......... sometimes I go to Lowes just to shit
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Old 03-12-2012, 01:42 PM   #59
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I guess I am fortunate. With out any alarm I wake up at 6am every day, and go straight to the toilet for a double. And today, when I get hme form work I will go straight to the toilet and make another one. I don't feel the urge to go before that, my poop just knows when it's time.

If I do find myself needing to drop a duce on the road I tend to look for a place in the woods, brushes, under a bridge etc...I like a view I guess, and the wide open space.

The worst places always seem to be in the state parks facilites.
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