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Old 04-29-2012, 06:38 AM   #1
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Wow!!.....A Scooter Rider With Some Balls....

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/thread-744542-1-1.html
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Old 04-29-2012, 07:15 AM   #2
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Maybe this story would have had a happier ending if she'd found this guy first.
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Old 04-29-2012, 01:43 PM   #3
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Maybe this story would have had a happier ending if she'd found this guy first.

Twist and Go....
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Old 04-29-2012, 02:32 PM   #4
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Oh come on, this thread is just downright nutty... I mean, whoever posted this really has alotta sack.
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Old 04-29-2012, 02:40 PM   #5
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Yikes and I thought I was safer with Asian Persuasion women than White Devil women...Lorena Bobbitt was from Ecuador.

Where is your dick safe these days?
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Old 04-29-2012, 02:43 PM   #6
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Old 04-29-2012, 04:57 PM   #7
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Scro sad :-(

Who knew Asian women could be so teste? It's not like it made a vas deferens where she parked her scooter.
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:35 AM   #8
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I thought I would look for any mention of scooters in the Bible, no - - no mention . . . .
but there is THIS:

King James Bible Deuteronomy 25:11-12

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

12 Then you shall cut off her hand, your eye shall not pity her.


So the ancient Israelites took a very dim view of direct genital intervention carried out by a woman to aid her husband in a fight.
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:55 AM   #9
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Actually to some, the quick, get-it-over-with method might be a little more preferable
than the usual long, drawn out, multi-decade ballsqueeze death we menziz currently suffer.


(Sorry-- apologies-- this many posts somebody had to step up)
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