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Joined: Jun 2006
Location: Quebec City, Canada
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That said, this ride repport is something else ...  Paul Jr 8
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06-01-2012, 01:04 PM
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Trained monkey
Joined: Sep 2010
Location: Top Fun, NV
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06-01-2012, 01:08 PM
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Dirty Old Man
Joined: Apr 2006
Location: Lost & Found again in the Great Basin
Oddometer: 771
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i have tried but failed. 
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06-01-2012, 02:15 PM
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smooth is fast
Joined: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, fl
Oddometer: 19
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You can take the boy out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the boy.
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go fast and look good... damn good 05 custom 06 klr |
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06-01-2012, 02:24 PM
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Dirty Old Man
Joined: Apr 2006
Location: Lost & Found again in the Great Basin
Oddometer: 771
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 how ya doin boy hot as hell here but we are heading for an overnighter in Austin tomorrow. Neil,Kevin,John, Jason Ferguson and Me boys are great as is Sara
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06-01-2012, 02:52 PM
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smooth is fast
Joined: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, fl
Oddometer: 19
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06-01-2012, 07:07 PM
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Trained monkey
Joined: Sep 2010
Location: Top Fun, NV
Oddometer: 146
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(Things are ok here in the Stan, too - thanks for asking.) |
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06-01-2012, 10:12 PM
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Dirty Old Man
Joined: Apr 2006
Location: Lost & Found again in the Great Basin
Oddometer: 771
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yeah the dentist can put a hurtin on most of us and he NEVER rides how much longer you got to go?
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06-01-2012, 10:24 PM
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Gnarly Adventurer
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Reno NV
Oddometer: 313
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06-01-2012, 10:37 PM
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Gnarly Adventurer
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Reno NV
Oddometer: 313
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The best story from night three involved a person who normally does not drink in excessive amounts, a self described “once a year” binge drinker. Said person told a story about going to a friend’s house for dinner, where things got out of hand and they ended up doing double up stoppies on a mountain bike in the front yard until they decimated all the local plant life. Upon waking up with an epic hangover, said binge drinker went to the bathroom to do the morning duties. In what was obviously a semi drunken state, said story teller admitted that while turning slightly for required toilet paper, the U shaped toilet seat broke loose from its mounts and sheared said story tellers penis against the hard, cold, porcelain. Causing said story teller to scream out “I sheared my dick off!!!”
Again, this does no justice to the comedic value of the story when delivered around a campfire after half a dozen beers. |
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06-02-2012, 02:05 AM
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Really?
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Camp Snoopy
Oddometer: 2,501
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great fucking reading guys!
 
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06-02-2012, 09:39 AM
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Beef = Packed Vegetables
Joined: Jun 2006
Location: Quebec City, Canada
Oddometer: 823
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Your story is mostly credible, but the first sentence is so restrictive, it eliminates any potential candidate presented in this post ... Paul Jr 8
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KTM690r 2011 Gros Buck screwed with this post 06-02-2012 at 12:44 PM |
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06-02-2012, 09:48 AM
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Studly Adventurer
Joined: Feb 2006
Location: Kamloops, BC
Oddometer: 527
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Really....WWTTD without his dick?
Probably just keep on smiling.... 
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06-02-2012, 12:36 PM
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Beef = Packed Vegetables
Joined: Jun 2006
Location: Quebec City, Canada
Oddometer: 823
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Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Assuming WWTTD is our anonymous and sober story-teller, then, ironically, the following edited picture must painfully remind him of something ... I knew this wide smile was hidding something ... That said, before revealing anything to Geg, make sure you don't care if it goes public ... I knew Geg was not our story-teller, not because of his inabilities to ever become Lacordaire, but because he already revealed his joy-stick was permanently retracted into some kind of anatomical shelter ... No picture please  Geg, it's Bobzilla that must happy we found another target to shoot at ... Paul Jr 8
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KTM690r 2011 Gros Buck screwed with this post 06-02-2012 at 12:48 PM |
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06-02-2012, 01:08 PM
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Trained monkey
Joined: Sep 2010
Location: Top Fun, NV
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