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ohgood · 06-01-2012, 02:23 PM

Awesum Motorsickle $9999 Birmingham, AL 2012-06-01, 2:54PM EDT

I has an awesum motorsickle for sell. It don't crank right now, but it ran great when I put it in the barn back in 2005. I think all it needs is the carb cleaned out, a battery, and maybe get rid of the squirrel carcasses in the exhaust manifold. I don't know what brand it is, but it ain't none of that China garbage. I only laid it down twice when I was ridin it, once into a FedEx truck, but I assure you most of the damage is cosmetic. This thang is badazzz. You won't see nuthin else like it here on Craigslist. I don't have a title for it - the previous owner is in Atmore for cookin meth in his bathtub, but as soon as he gets out I'll have him sign it over to the new owner. CASH IS KING - but I will consider trades for bass boats, shotguns, 50 gallon drums full of peanut oil, buggies, horses, sleeper sofas, riding mowers, LearJets, beaded curtains for my trailer, cartons of balsawood minature airplanes, or autographed Larry The Cable Guy memorabilia. I knows what I got though, so don't evun bother low-ballin' me.

bluebye · 06-01-2012, 03:04 PM

Knothead.

johnjen · 06-02-2012, 09:45 PM

Should we make this the SAR honorary mascot?

JJ

dbarale · 06-03-2012, 06:13 PM

Yabut, izzit LOUD?

johnjen · 06-03-2012, 06:29 PM

Does garish count?

JJ

06-01-2012, 02:23 PM	#1
ohgood ^OP Studly Adventurer Joined: Sep 2010 Location: alabama Oddometer: 745	Preserved for posterity Awesum Motorsickle $9999 Birmingham, AL 2012-06-01, 2:54PM EDT I has an awesum motorsickle for sell. It don't crank right now, but it ran great when I put it in the barn back in 2005. I think all it needs is the carb cleaned out, a battery, and maybe get rid of the squirrel carcasses in the exhaust manifold. I don't know what brand it is, but it ain't none of that China garbage. I only laid it down twice when I was ridin it, once into a FedEx truck, but I assure you most of the damage is cosmetic. This thang is badazzz. You won't see nuthin else like it here on Craigslist. I don't have a title for it - the previous owner is in Atmore for cookin meth in his bathtub, but as soon as he gets out I'll have him sign it over to the new owner. CASH IS KING - but I will consider trades for bass boats, shotguns, 50 gallon drums full of peanut oil, buggies, horses, sleeper sofas, riding mowers, LearJets, beaded curtains for my trailer, cartons of balsawood minature airplanes, or autographed Larry The Cable Guy memorabilia. I knows what I got though, so don't evun bother low-ballin' me. __________________ Crazy_Dave just made it into my sigline, and I agree: I fall down alot.

06-01-2012, 03:04 PM	#2
bluebye Skin it back Joined: Mar 2004 Location: 'neckville is where you hang your hat, Rolling Oddometer: 1,437	Knothead. __________________ Faster you fool!

06-02-2012, 09:45 PM	#3
johnjen Mod-U-Later Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Seattle Oddometer: 13,491	Should we make this the SAR honorary mascot? JJ __________________ QUOTE from vermin I lie to myself because I am the only one who continues to believe me.

06-03-2012, 06:29 PM	#5
johnjen Mod-U-Later Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Seattle Oddometer: 13,491	Does garish count? JJ __________________ QUOTE from vermin I lie to myself because I am the only one who continues to believe me.

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06-03-2012, 06:13 PM	#4
dbarale Squiddly slow Joined: Oct 2008 Location: Western NC Oddometer: 876	Yabut, izzit LOUD?