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Old 06-09-2012, 01:41 AM   #76
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I have no idea if this is true but it makes great story.
This thread can't die - it's always going to be an issue, lol.

And good story. I have no doubt flinging... "it" ... toward the enemy has been done at least once in every modern long-term ground war.
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:59 AM   #77
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This handy stop is about a mile from my house. Any takers?



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Old 06-09-2012, 04:08 AM   #78
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+1 on Lowes and Home Depot ,usually pretty clean.
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Old 06-09-2012, 06:51 AM   #79
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I work at a water reclamation (sewage treatment) plant,try to go at home,job security you know!
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Old 06-09-2012, 06:56 AM   #80
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Ok so you just had a night of cheep beer and wings, and you started your day off with lots of coffee and a bran muffin. Shortly afterwards, you hop on your bike and head on down the highway when you suddenly feel the urge to purge and realize you gotta find a restroom fast. What is your favorite business to take care of business? I gotta say Barnes and Nobles have a really clean crapper if can find one.

Oh, and women need not reply. We all know you gals are a lot more courteous and wipe the piss off the seat and all that good stuff.
After 2 1/2 days of non-performance, I'm doing several awesome jobs this morning at home... 5 hour ride starts in 30 minutes, I'm toting babywipes and watching for trees !
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Old 06-09-2012, 06:57 AM   #81
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This thread is WORTHLESS.

Much like saying "how long is a piece of string"

I dont really mean that, I dont even know what that means.
I saw someone else post that and thought they was a dope


Poop-On. Nothing to see hear, pass the paper...

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Old 06-09-2012, 10:36 AM   #82
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I can handle a couple of mosquito bites on the ass way better than squatting on public porcelain filth. So my preference is a little quality time alone with Mother Nature. Which is why long rides feature a zip lock bag of TP in the old Wolfman. And, being a land surveyor, I do have some experience with the gotta go and no place to do it thing.
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Old 06-09-2012, 12:06 PM   #83
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I read this thread and had to shit.

I'm writing this from the crapper.

Oh, and +1 on the Coleman Biowipes. They're biodegradable, and I like them more than baby wipes because they're not coated with some slippery aloe shit. Available at any Walmart, along with Coghlan's camping toilet paper rolls. They pack much smaller.
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Old 06-10-2012, 05:24 PM   #84
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+1 on Lowes and Home Depot ,usually pretty clean.
Always look before you sit, especially when you are somewhere that sells clear industrial adhesives.
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:26 AM   #85
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McDonald's is always a pretty safe bet.

I figure they've deposited enough shit in me over the years... why not return the favor?
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:18 PM   #86
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I can handle a couple of mosquito bites on the ass way better than squatting on public porcelain filth. So my preference is a little quality time alone with Mother Nature. Which is why long rides feature a zip lock bag of TP in the old Wolfman. And, being a land surveyor, I do have some experience with the gotta go and no place to do it thing.
I hate doing in town or suburban surveys. never have to worry about finding a place to crap when doing a woodlot survey. I carry TP in a ziplock as well on the bike. but out in the woods, spagnum moss is softer than any TP made
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:15 PM   #87
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+1 on the McDonalds. Oh and QT convenience stores if you have those around, the shitters are always clean there.
This is correct
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:05 PM   #88
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After years of remote biological surveys, fishing boats and barge work I can poop anywhwere- 5 gallon bucket, over the side, porta john tied to the back deck of a survey boat or cat scratch in the dirt.

In fact it is kinda wierd now that I am 43 and get to use a flush toilet every day... not used to all the civilization.

I dont carry TP, but I do have a pocket knife- cut the Tshirt sleave off if needs be.
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:18 PM   #89
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Until this thread I honestly thought I was the only weirdo who made it a point to shit at McDonalds as often as possible.


Eat at McDonalds? No way. That's where everyone shits.
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Old 06-15-2012, 06:26 AM   #90
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McDonalds

the thing about MacD is no body washes their hands there...because they don't have paper towels, just the blow driers..I figure.

decent coffee...
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