Why you should buy a Ural

[Hotmamaandme]

I'll say it again the URAL is the best thing I've ever bought for my wife! She loves it and rides it along with me all over.

[hogmaine]

Originally Posted by Strong Bad

Oh gawd, all we need is another Uralista thread. Don't you guys already have 2 sites all your own?

Yes but we like to infest other sites as well

[hogmaine]

A Ural is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

[Satdiver00]

Ten Great reasons to buy a Ural.

#1 The Ural Mothership will go above and beyond what any other motorcycle company in the world would do for its riders.
#2 The Ural warranty will allow you to do your own warranty repairs if you like.
#3 You cannot buy a new bike and add a new sidecar to it for less than what a new Ural will cost you. Even if you could,
you probably just voided the warranty on that new bike in the process.
#4 You can ride 3 up if need - try that on any other bike
#5 If you get a flat you can change it yourself and keep riding. If you get a flat on any other bike, your calling a tow truck.
#6 Urals are "Chick Magnets".
#7 Your dog will love riding with you.
#8 If you have kids or grandkids, they will love riding with you.
#9 You can have "Two Wheel Drive" if you want for true off road capablility and you have reverse to boot.
#10 Where ever you go, people will gather around your bike to check it out. You will hear things like "that is one bad ass bike, I
bet the chicks dig it, I want one too, I would glady sell all my belongings to own one". You will never be just another bike in
sea of Harleys.

Do yourself a favor, BUY A URAL, you deserve it and your family deserves it!

[hogmaine]

Originally Posted by Satdiver00

Ten Great reasons to buy a Ural.

#1 The Ural Mothership will go above and beyond what any other motorcycle company in the world would do for its riders.
#2 The Ural warranty will allow you to do your own warranty repairs if you like.
#3 You cannot buy a new bike and add a new sidecar to it for less than what a new Ural will cost you. Even if you could,
you probably just voided the warranty on that new bike in the process.
#4 You can ride 3 up if need - try that on any other bike
#5 If you get a flat you can change it yourself and keep riding. If you get a flat on any other bike, your calling a tow truck.
#6 Urals are "Chick Magnets".
#7 Your dog will love riding with you.
#8 If you have kids or grandkids, they will love riding with you.
#9 You can have "Two Wheel Drive" if you want for true off road capablility and you have reverse to boot.
#10 Where ever you go, people will gather around your bike to check it out. You will hear things like "that is one bad ass bike, I
bet the chicks dig it, I want one too, I would glady sell all my belongings to own one". You will never be just another bike in
sea of Harleys.

Do yourself a favor, BUY A URAL, you deserve it and your family deserves it!

[Heyload]

When you buy a Ural, you will constantly grin.

When you constantly grin, people want to talk to you.

When people want to talk to you, it includes supermodels.

When it included supermodels, you hit it off with one.

When you hit it off with one, you grin even more.

When you grin even more, your face becomes stuck.

When your face becomes stuck, you get plastic surgery.

When you get plastic surgery, the surgeon botches it.

When the surgeon botches it, you file a lawsuit for malpractice.

When you file a lawsuit for malpractice, you win the lawsuit.

When you win the lawsuit, you get lots and lots of money.

When you have lots and lots of money, you keep your supermodel girlfriend despite your now hideous face.

When you keep your supermodel girlfriend, you also have a Ural.

And lots and lots of money.

Buy a Ural and get lots and lots of money and a supermodel girlfriend.

[davide]

My problem is that my face is hideous to begin with, so I am stuck in this catch 22 circle: perhaps I should get the Ural, then find a surgeon to fix my face first, then file the lawsuit, then use the money to get a new face and then, maybe, I would attract the supermodel... Or maybe not, but I would still have the Ural!

[Heyload]

Originally Posted by davide

My problem is that my face is hideous to begin with, so I am stuck in this catch 22 circle: perhaps I should get the Ural, then find a surgeon to fix my face first, then file the lawsuit, then use the money to get a new face and then, maybe, I would attract the supermodel... Or maybe not, but I would still have the Ural!

Ah, but that, amigo, is the most important part of the whole scheme!

[davide]

Hasta la vista, Uralista!

[hogmaine]

Originally Posted by Heyload

When you buy a Ural, you will constantly grin.

When you constantly grin, people want to talk to you.

When people want to talk to you, it includes supermodels.

When it included supermodels, you hit it off with one.

When you hit it off with one, you grin even more.

When you grin even more, your face becomes stuck.

When your face becomes stuck, you get plastic surgery.

When you get plastic surgery, the surgeon botches it.

When the surgeon botches it, you file a lawsuit for malpractice.

When you file a lawsuit for malpractice, you win the lawsuit.

When you win the lawsuit, you get lots and lots of money.

When you have lots and lots of money, you keep your supermodel girlfriend despite your now hideous face.

When you keep your supermodel girlfriend, you also have a Ural.

And lots and lots of money.

Buy a Ural and get lots and lots of money and a supermodel girlfriend.

Ha I love it keep em coming

[Paint shaker]

In my best impersonation of "The most interesing man in the world" from the Dos Equis commercials;


I don't always ride a Ural. But when I do I have a lot of fun!

[Sidecarjohn]

Children, not another "My dad's bigger than your dad" saga ?????

[AlanCT]

Originally Posted by Paint shaker

In my best impersonation of "The most interesing man in the world" from the Dos Equis commercials;


I don't always ride a Ural. But when I do I have a lot of fun!

"I don't always replace my air filter, but when I do I prefer it on the side of the road in the pouring rain."

- the most interesting motorcycle in the world

[Billtr96sn]

Can I ask a serious question? How many of you Ural owners have owned a different make/model of outfit?

[CCjon]

Originally Posted by Billtr96sn

Can I ask a serious question? How many of you Ural owners have owned a different make/model of outfit?

That is a great question!

Have been riding since 1969, owned almost every brand of Japanese and German bike, some seriously fast, others great for dual sport adventures. My 2005 Ural Patrol has given me back the FUN factor of motorcycling that got lost somewhere along the way. Remember why we got into motorcycling in the first place? It was fun.

Now it is not how fast or how remote one rides, been there, done that. Don't have to prove anything to anybody.

On the Ural, I ride relaxed, no pressure, no stress, enjoying every mile, rain or shine. Today I look for any little excuse to take the Ural out for another spin. "Honey, do we need milk? Bread? Toothpicks?"

I believe I will live longer and definitely happier with less stress thanks to my Ural.

Ride safe ya'll