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Old 08-02-2012, 11:19 PM   #346
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When you're out alley-hoppin cross town, like a complete hooligan, at night, in your 50's!







Just got home. Olympics?
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:16 AM   #347
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When you pick up a sweet RC51 as a stablemate, but have only ridden it 3 times in the last 3 weeks because you are to busy riding the 950.
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:20 AM   #348
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When a cop pulls along side and lights you up with his searchlight and gives you the thumbs up!

When you get hoots form people next to you at stop lights aafter they have been staring and, mesmerized by the coolest, trickest clutch cover from CJ Designs where they can see your clutch spinning round and round.
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:00 AM   #349
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When a speed wobble at 115mph seems normal.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:56 PM   #350
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When a speed wobble at 115mph seems normal.
Very true


or when you're on your 7th tire.....this year...........
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Old 08-03-2012, 01:44 PM   #351
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When your buddy on his GS passes you while you're doing your umpteenth water pump rebuild.
umpteenth = at least 200k miles = 4 rear drive BMW failures, 10 fuel pump failures, and at least 2 or 3 CAN bus wonkyness...and a second mortage to pay for it all.
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Old 08-03-2012, 01:47 PM   #352
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Old 08-03-2012, 02:15 PM   #353
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I was riding the other day, I noticed that I had a speed wobble at 90. I thought that was quite strange as I don't usually get those until over 100..... Must be that worn down TKC on the front
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Old 08-03-2012, 06:29 PM   #354
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When you foolishly sell your 950 and buy a BMW 1200GSA and then a couple of years latter start frantically looking for a near new 950 to to fill that hole in your soul.
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Old 08-03-2012, 06:37 PM   #355
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Ktm !

When asked what KTM stands for, I always tell em "Kubota Terra Mover".... works fer me!
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Old 08-04-2012, 01:19 AM   #356
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When asked what KTM stands for, I always tell em "Kubota Terra Mover".... works fer me!


I'm stealing at least that part of it.
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Old 08-04-2012, 09:09 AM   #357
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all of the above (yes, I just found this thread and read it start to finish)

and, when ...

you farkle it up with a Zumo, and then bitch about it cause when zoomed in far enough to just see all the "little roads" you like to explore you then can't see far enough out to navigate effectively, ... at the speed you are traveling.
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Old 10-25-2012, 08:47 PM   #358
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When you rationalize a $50k garage shop explanation as a reasonable service expense for your $10k motorcycle.
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Old 10-25-2012, 11:57 PM   #359
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.....when people ask you how many "smiles" you get out off a gallon
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Old 10-26-2012, 12:46 AM   #360
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you know your a 950 rider when...

u understand that all this years that u drove other motorbikes....u made a HUGE mistake....
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