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Old 09-18-2012, 01:14 PM   #16186
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:17 PM   #16187
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Who is they, an what dike does they ride???




I never liked the THEY thing.

Re-phrase, not they, most. Feel better
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:17 PM   #16188
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Soooo serious. Seriously so.

And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I won't buy Frogg Toggs. They look like black painters coveralls.

(And no, I won't be posting a picture of my BMW pro rain banana suit)
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:19 PM   #16189
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post a pic or it isn't true !!

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Ditto.

I'm 5'3" 190 lbs.
Bra size DD

I'm fat, plain and simple.

Finding good fat guy gear hard.
Try finding GOOD fat girl gear


The fat guy gear is bigger in the gut and waist but that's no help when trying to stuff a pair of big titties in there.




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Old 09-18-2012, 01:25 PM   #16190
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I'm 5'3" 190 lbs.
Bra size DD

The fat guy gear is bigger in the gut and waist but that's no help when trying to stuff a pair of big titties in there.
Take the bra off, let gravity do it's thing.













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Old 09-18-2012, 01:28 PM   #16191
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Me, 2008.


The yellow sticker on the bevel of my right case, first photo, is Pilot's "SAFETY THIRD" sticker. Mounted upside-down, of course.
No Life-Flight helicopter landing zone.
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:34 PM   #16192
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No Life-Flight helicopter landing zone.
If there was a lazer plumb line, up from the inside of the double yellow on the road...You could be missing some parts right now. *Just sayin*
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:38 PM   #16193
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post a pic or it isn't true !!

Couldn't get a good picture of Gwen standing still- doesn't happen very often.

And BTW she flippin' FLIES on a bike.
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:50 PM   #16194
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It's pretty easy to pick on this woman's physical size, but I am wondering how many posters to this thread have bellies? Most motorcylists I know are NOT in the best shape...

Ya'll need to go riding.

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The gal? Get a suit.. Fer ya best skins..

Shogs . Good on ya!

Me ? Da phat guy? Yeh oval is a shape

Dang, been in scotland for 3 weeks.. Nowz eye sounds laik em!
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:14 PM   #16195
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Couldn't get a good picture of Gwen standing still- doesn't happen very often.

And BTW she flippin' FLIES on a bike.
I have a couple, but only because she really did fly on a bike, and couldn't ride for a little while!



Tough doesn't do her justice!

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PS Yeah, I am a fat ass!
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:19 PM   #16196
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Where is the milk crate?
"If you can read this, the milk crate fell off."
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:21 PM   #16197
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anyone want to see her sit on Joe Biden's lap in a biker diner?
Give 'er a break - she's just built for comfort, not for speed.
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Old 09-18-2012, 04:02 PM   #16198
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See correction below.

John, do you remember this?

Broke it on Friday and rode all weekend.










My Dad always said, "Suck it up princess".


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Nice clavicle there dear.

I have NO doubt that you would keep riding with that- you da' tuff woman.
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Old 09-18-2012, 04:11 PM   #16199
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And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I won't buy Frogg Toggs. They look like black painters coveralls.

(And no, I won't be posting a picture of my BMW pro rain banana suit)
Hey now, they make them in Hi Viz. I almost look like a BMW rider wearing mine.

Sent from the voices in my head, and transcribed by their drinking buddy.
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Old 09-18-2012, 04:40 PM   #16200
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Look, I know each and every one of you guys can be mistaken for George Cloony, but really - yes, we all get she's overweight. She knows it, we know it. Enough's enough.
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I have been mistaken for Richard Gere on several occasions (minus the gerbils). Does that count??
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