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Old 09-25-2012, 04:37 PM   #18586
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Your concern for my wife is heartfelt, but frankly I was much more concerned with the misuse of my motorcycle.
Pluric is a prankster. Get used to it if you're going to post in this thread.
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:29 PM   #18587
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If I can take this

and her

and ride over this

while she doin this

the whole way...
Surley it isn't too much to take her

on this

though this

for 6-8 hours through some of the most beautiful scenery this country has to offer!

Your concern for my wife is heartfelt, but frankly I was much more concerned with the misuse of my motorcycle.
Ass of steel has been verified. You have permission to proceed... .
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:21 PM   #18588
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If I can take this

and her

and ride over this

while she doin this

the whole way...
Surley it isn't too much to take her

on this

though this

for 6-8 hours through some of the most beautiful scenery this country has to offer!

Your concern for my wife is heartfelt, but frankly I was much more concerned with the misuse of my motorcycle.
Your logic is sound, you have been heard, please enjoy both your wife and the ride.......


And be sure to post an exquisite ride report with lots more of these types of pics......
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:00 PM   #18589
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Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:47 PM   #18590
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Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear.
Well said. I was just having a little fun
still feeling this whole forum thing out, might have been just a bit out of hand in response
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:14 PM   #18591
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Well said. I was just having a little fun
still feeling this whole forum thing out, might have been just a bit out of hand in response
Just buy a freaking GPS and we'll let this slide.
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:55 PM   #18592
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Pluric is a prankster. Get used to it if you're going to post in this thread.
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No need to be so sensitive. Pluric could never satisfy her.
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Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear.
How did I get drug into this? Simply by suggesting an Airhawk seat for that KTM board.

ESO59MTK looks like the last thing you need is ass advice. I suck at ride advice so
listen to Trackhead and GISKev they are trail savants.
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Old 09-26-2012, 05:27 AM   #18593
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Well said. I was just having a little fun
still feeling this whole forum thing out, might have been just a bit out of hand in response
When playing with this group, it's best to leave your feelings (and your wives) at home...yes I said wives...they are Utards after all.

If you get a GPS, I have a track you may be interested in that will take you from Hanksville to Boulder with some awesome scenery (pronounced ski-ner-ee, here).
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:11 AM   #18594
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Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear.
If Pluric had said that, it would not have been nearly as funny. But coming from you, who is usually pretty reserved, it's fucking hilarious.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:08 AM   #18595
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If I can take this

and her

and ride over this

while she doin this

the whole way...
Surley it isn't too much to take her

on this

though this

for 6-8 hours through some of the most beautiful scenery this country has to offer!

Your concern for my wife is heartfelt, but frankly I was much more concerned with the misuse of my motorcycle.
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If Pluric had said that, it would not have been nearly as funny. But coming from you, who is usually pretty reserved, it's fucking hilarious.
Fixt.
You forgot to quote the photos before responding. Seemed mandatory on that page.

Some women will sit on anything for the right guy....

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Old 09-26-2012, 09:50 AM   #18596
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Fixt.


Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:01 AM   #18597
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Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.
Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.


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Old 09-26-2012, 01:27 PM   #18598
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Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear.
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When playing with this group, it's best to leave your feelings (and your wives) at home...yes I said wives...they are Utards after all.
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No need to be so sensitive. Pluric could never satisfy her.
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Some women will sit on anything for the right guy....
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Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.

Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.
Are all Utards this funny? I guess I had the wrong impression!!

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If you get a GPS, I have a track you may be interested in that will take you from Hanksville to Boulder with some awesome scenery (pronounced ski-ner-ee, here).
Thanks but the moto fund has run dry for this year GPS will have to wait until spring. I want to put wife on SE not teach her how to stand up on the back of SE

Look for Day RR in couple weeks titled: "Thick Ass Skin in Utard country"

Thanks, Its good to know there are plenty of ______tards out there like myself!
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:15 PM   #18599
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When playing with this group, it's best to leave your feelings (and your wives) at home...yes I said wives...they are Utards after all.

.
Well it looks like you've found a solution to KTM butt. Plus you can count it as plural wives in one!

You know it's true, everything is bigger in TexASS.

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Old 09-26-2012, 03:10 PM   #18600
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A

Look for Day RR in couple weeks titled: "Thick Ass Skin in Utard country"

Thanks, Its good to know there are plenty of ______tards out there like myself!
That link I posted to riding in St. George is also the starting point for some awesome mountain bike only single track. If you have you're bike, ride there. Super fun.
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