Utards whos riding what

[pluric]

Originally Posted by ES059MTK

If I can take this

and her

and ride over this

while she doin this

the whole way...
Surley it isn't too much to take her

on this

though this

for 6-8 hours through some of the most beautiful scenery this country has to offer!

Your concern for my wife is heartfelt, but frankly I was much more concerned with the misuse of my motorcycle.

Originally Posted by trackhead

If Pluric had said that, it would not have been nearly as funny. But coming from you, who is usually pretty reserved, it's fucking hilarious.

Fixt.
You forgot to quote the photos before responding. Seemed mandatory on that page.

Some women will sit on anything for the right guy....

[trackhead]

Originally Posted by pluric

Fixt.

Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.

[pluric]

Originally Posted by trackhead

Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.

Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.

[ES059MTK]

Originally Posted by frog
Obviously your skin isn't near as thick as the skin on your wife's rear.

When playing with this group, it's best to leave your feelings (and your wives) at home...yes I said wives...they are Utards after all.

No need to be so sensitive. Pluric could never satisfy her.

Some women will sit on anything for the right guy....

Barefoot and in the kitchen, I see.

Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.

Are all Utards this funny? I guess I had the wrong impression!!

If you get a GPS, I have a track you may be interested in that will take you from Hanksville to Boulder with some awesome scenery (pronounced ski-ner-ee, here).

Thanks but the moto fund has run dry for this year GPS will have to wait until spring. I want to put wife on SE not teach her how to stand up on the back of SE

Look for Day RR in couple weeks titled: "Thick Ass Skin in Utard country"

Thanks, Its good to know there are plenty of ______tards out there like myself!

[pluric]

Originally Posted by HickOnACrick

When playing with this group, it's best to leave your feelings (and your wives) at home...yes I said wives...they are Utards after all.

.

Well it looks like you've found a solution to KTM butt. Plus you can count it as plural wives in one!

You know it's true, everything is bigger in TexASS.

[Ryman]

Utards Lives!

[trackhead]

Originally Posted by ES059MTK

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Look for Day RR in couple weeks titled: "Thick Ass Skin in Utard country"

Thanks, Its good to know there are plenty of ______tards out there like myself!

That link I posted to riding in St. George is also the starting point for some awesome mountain bike only single track. If you have you're bike, ride there. Super fun.

[pluric]

Originally Posted by Ryman

No need to be so sensitive. Pluric could never satisfy her.

Originally Posted by Ryman

Utards Lives!

Don't think I haven't forgotton this.

It may be true I've never met a woman I could satisfy, but I found if you throw enough
money at them they don't bitch about it as much.

[HickOnACrick]

Originally Posted by pluric

That is soooo disgusting, I mean really, that shot makes my legs look soooo gross and hairy. As my daughter would say, "Ewww!, Just Ewww!"

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[Double Moo]

Originally Posted by pluric

Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.

Toe nail polish is just wrong for the shot... They should call me next time to supervise the shoot.

[Ryman]

Originally Posted by HickOnACrick

That is soooo disgusting, I mean really, that shot makes my legs look soooo gross and hairy. As my daughter would say, "Ewww!, Just Ewww!"

Oh really.....What bone did you break in that maneuver??

[pluric]

Originally Posted by Ryman

Oh really.....What bone did you break in that maneuver??

The love bone.

[frog]

Originally Posted by pluric

Don't think I haven't forgotton this.

It may be true I've never met a woman I could satisfy, but I found if you throw enough
money at them they don't bitch about it as much.

IF your paying for it then they just want it over quick... and with your "problem". I think 5 min of "I promise it gets harder" and she would be on to the next client.

[GISkev]

Originally Posted by pluric

Just needs "The Bump" to make it official.

My place is a lot like this shot, but w/ actual cooking occurring. More dishes than one on the stove, produce stacked all around, ya know, chaos! I realize the shot isn't so much about cooking, but that grrrrl would look even better making something other than top ramen! Don't get me wrong, I strip and cook (the carrots, etc)