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Old 10-04-2012, 09:35 AM   #31
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:29 PM   #32
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Nope--------mines better.

Years ago I was in a very small town parked in front of the old Courthouse----like all small towns have-----standing there admiring the old building ---next to my R100GSPD------in my stitch.

A car full of really cute high school girls pulls up with the windows down and very cutely---with some British accent----- and says......

"Pardon me sir-----But would you happen to have a bit of Grey Poupon"

And they sped off-----laughing their ass off.
That's when I finally realized------------I'm old.

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i must be too, i AM British, and i dont get it.
crappy gray suit?
or mustard colour?
nope, dont get it. thats the sort of thing my 14yr old comes out with all the time.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:49 PM   #33
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i must be too, i AM British, and i dont get it.
crappy gray suit?
or mustard colour?
nope, dont get it. thats the sort of thing my 14yr old comes out with all the time.
It's from an old commercial for Dijon mustard.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:56 PM   #34
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this isn't exactly what you had in mind but I was shopping and a little old lady came over to me,
leaned in and whispered
"when I was your age we road Harleys"
I was speechless so I said that's a good bike too.
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Old 10-04-2012, 05:56 PM   #35
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I had just pulled into Costco to fill up Gretchen's 9 gallon tank, and was having a conversation with a guy in a cage who liked Gretchen's looks.

A 'dude' on a hardley pulled up 2 bays over. Gave his hardley the obligatory blip. Got off his bike, took off his fingerless gloves, and his do-rag. He also had assless chaps, plaid shirt, leather vest (with tassles), and the funny looking square toed hardley boots. He promptly asked(yelled), "How come all you BMW riders dress up like astronauts?" We ignored him..... as did everyone else.

Just before he left, I yelled over at him, "Hey! How come all you harley dudes always dress up like the freaking village people?"

He was
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:21 AM   #36
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Everyone: "ain't you hot in that thing?"
Me: "Why yes I am, thanks for asking...I don't dress for the ride, I dress for the fall"

The good news is I am wearing my rainsuit.....the bad news is I am wearing my rainsuit.

My brother: "It's an Aerostitch Rally and everyone is riding BMW's"
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:34 PM   #37
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thanks for all the laughs. Now if I can just remember some of these next time.
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:29 PM   #38
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Love my stitch

This is similar to some of the others, but here it goes...

Guy on Harley in shorts and flip flops asks "Isn't all that gear uncomfortable?", my reply "You not remember how bad it hurt when you wrecked your Big Wheel?"
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:11 AM   #39
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I was wearing my red Onesie Stich while waiting for the light to change when a old woman in a car next to me rolled down her window, smiled at me, and said, "Nanu, nanu!"
Now THAT is friggin hilarious! LMAO!
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Old 10-08-2012, 09:54 AM   #40
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Two small girls approached hand-in-hand as I was gearing up ouside work one day, the bigger one looked about six.

Stood quietly as I unlocked the bike, etc. I finally ventured a, "Hi"

The larger, nudged by the smaller, cleared her throat, looked up at me, and asked:

"Are you REALLY a Power Ranger?"

I smiled and replied, "Only on tuesdays."

Without a word they turned, and still hand-in-hand began to walk away.

Smaller to larger....."Told you!"

Larger to smaller: "shows what you know. It's Wednesday!"

True story!

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Old 10-09-2012, 05:41 AM   #41
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A young nurse at the hospital were I am employeed ask me what type of suit I was wearing. I told here about Aerositch riding suit and at the end I said I wear the suit becuase " Chicks dig it" She looked at me and said, " I don't thinks so".
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:20 AM   #42
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Girl at coffee shop: "why do you wear that?"

me: "I'm allergic to asphalt"

Girl (w/blank look) : "I never heard of anyone allergic to asphalt"

me:"Yeah, every time I land on it I get this nasty rash..."



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Old 10-09-2012, 09:10 AM   #43
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Girl at coffee shop: "why do you wear that?"

me: "I'm allergic to asphalt"

Girl (w/blank look) : "I never heard of anyone allergic to asphalt"

me:"Yeah, every time I land on it I get this nasty rash..."





Stolen! Used it already this AM...

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Old 10-09-2012, 05:29 PM   #44
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"You look like a douchebag in that suit."

"I can easily remove it and I no longer look like a douchebag. What do you do, sir?"
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Old 10-12-2012, 08:14 PM   #45
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