Best thing you have heard while in a 'stich suit - Page 3

NJ Moto · 10-04-2012, 09:35 AM

Best thread ever..

davsato · 10-04-2012, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDogAdventures.com

Nope--------mines better.

Years ago I was in a very small town parked in front of the old Courthouse----like all small towns have-----standing there admiring the old building ---next to my R100GSPD------in my stitch.

A car full of really cute high school girls pulls up with the windows down and very cutely---with some British accent----- and says......

"Pardon me sir-----But would you happen to have a bit of Grey Poupon"

And they sped off-----laughing their ass off.
That's when I finally realized------------I'm old.

BigDog

i must be too, i AM British, and i dont get it.
crappy gray suit?
or mustard colour?
nope, dont get it. thats the sort of thing my 14yr old comes out with all the time.

JoeDuck · 10-04-2012, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davsato

i must be too, i AM British, and i dont get it.
crappy gray suit?
or mustard colour?
nope, dont get it. thats the sort of thing my 14yr old comes out with all the time.

It's from an old commercial for Dijon mustard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itHhhYxqSSE

bob393 · 10-04-2012, 05:56 PM

this isn't exactly what you had in mind but I was shopping and a little old lady came over to me,
leaned in and whispered
"when I was your age we road Harleys"
I was speechless so I said that's a good bike too.

ultane · 10-04-2012, 05:56 PM

I had just pulled into Costco to fill up Gretchen's 9 gallon tank, and was having a conversation with a guy in a cage who liked Gretchen's looks.

A 'dude' on a hardley pulled up 2 bays over. Gave his hardley the obligatory blip. Got off his bike, took off his fingerless gloves, and his do-rag. He also had assless chaps, plaid shirt, leather vest (with tassles), and the funny looking square toed hardley boots. He promptly asked(yelled), "How come all you BMW riders dress up like astronauts?" We ignored him..... as did everyone else.

Just before he left, I yelled over at him, "Hey! How come all you harley dudes always dress up like the freaking village people?"

He was

ecubed · 10-05-2012, 08:21 AM

Everyone: "ain't you hot in that thing?"

Me: "Why yes I am, thanks for asking...I don't dress for the ride, I dress for the fall"

The good news is I am wearing my rainsuit.....the bad news is I am wearing my rainsuit.

My brother: "It's an Aerostitch Rally and everyone is riding BMW's"

tommymerle · 10-07-2012, 01:34 PM

thanks for all the laughs. Now if I can just remember some of these next time.

Krazyjohnny · 10-07-2012, 07:29 PM

This is similar to some of the others, but here it goes...

Guy on Harley in shorts and flip flops asks "Isn't all that gear uncomfortable?", my reply "You not remember how bad it hurt when you wrecked your Big Wheel?"

EarthRooster · 10-08-2012, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boondox

I was wearing my red Onesie Stich while waiting for the light to change when a old woman in a car next to me rolled down her window, smiled at me, and said, "Nanu, nanu!"

Now THAT is friggin hilarious! LMAO!

Alleycatdad · 10-08-2012, 09:54 AM

Two small girls approached hand-in-hand as I was gearing up ouside work one day, the bigger one looked about six.

Stood quietly as I unlocked the bike, etc. I finally ventured a, "Hi"

The larger, nudged by the smaller, cleared her throat, looked up at me, and asked:

"Are you REALLY a Power Ranger?"

I smiled and replied, "Only on tuesdays."

Without a word they turned, and still hand-in-hand began to walk away.

Smaller to larger....."Told you!"

Larger to smaller: "shows what you know. It's Wednesday!"

True story!

Steve

Hennepinboy · 10-09-2012, 05:41 AM

A young nurse at the hospital were I am employeed ask me what type of suit I was wearing. I told here about Aerositch riding suit and at the end I said I wear the suit becuase " Chicks dig it" She looked at me and said, " I don't thinks so".

Motomedic · 10-09-2012, 07:20 AM

Girl at coffee shop: "why do you wear that?"

me: "I'm allergic to asphalt"

Girl (w/blank look) : "I never heard of anyone allergic to asphalt"

me:"Yeah, every time I land on it I get this nasty rash..."

Alleycatdad · 10-09-2012, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motomedic

Girl at coffee shop: "why do you wear that?"

me: "I'm allergic to asphalt"

Girl (w/blank look) : "I never heard of anyone allergic to asphalt"

me:"Yeah, every time I land on it I get this nasty rash..."

Stolen! Used it already this AM...

S

AlanCT · 10-09-2012, 05:29 PM

"You look like a douchebag in that suit."

"I can easily remove it and I no longer look like a douchebag. What do you do, sir?"

red clay · 10-12-2012, 08:14 PM

November, Death valley, California. I'm wearing a pair of gore-tex bibs outside of the gas station when the lady asked: "So where does a man go trout fishing around here?"

10-04-2012, 09:35 AM	#31
NJ Moto Running Free Joined: Aug 2005 Location: Bergen County, NJ Oddometer: 7,136	Best thread ever.. __________________ Every ride is an adventure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuKeu...feature=relmfu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYqF_BtIwAU "Can we get a party to finally represent us?" - Cenk Uygur

10-04-2012, 05:56 PM	#34
bob393 Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Dec 2010 Location: Goshen, NY Oddometer: 369	this isn't exactly what you had in mind but I was shopping and a little old lady came over to me, leaned in and whispered "when I was your age we road Harleys" I was speechless so I said that's a good bike too. __________________ 2007 R1200GS almost farkeled to perfection!

10-04-2012, 05:56 PM	#35
ultane sqeezin the bag Joined: Feb 2008 Location: the dry side of the blood brain barrier in SW Id Oddometer: 863	I had just pulled into Costco to fill up Gretchen's 9 gallon tank, and was having a conversation with a guy in a cage who liked Gretchen's looks. A 'dude' on a hardley pulled up 2 bays over. Gave his hardley the obligatory blip. Got off his bike, took off his fingerless gloves, and his do-rag. He also had assless chaps, plaid shirt, leather vest (with tassles), and the funny looking square toed hardley boots. He promptly asked(yelled), "How come all you BMW riders dress up like astronauts?" We ignored him..... as did everyone else. Just before he left, I yelled over at him, "Hey! How come all you harley dudes always dress up like the freaking village people?" He was __________________ I might be wrong, just ask my X... If a man speaks, and there is no woman present to hear him,.. Is he still wrong?

10-05-2012, 08:21 AM	#36
ecubed LFC Cat Joined: Oct 2009 Location: Exit 307 Shenandoah Valley Oddometer: 522	Everyone: "ain't you hot in that thing?" Me: "Why yes I am, thanks for asking...I don't dress for the ride, I dress for the fall" The good news is I am wearing my rainsuit.....the bad news is I am wearing my rainsuit. My brother: "It's an Aerostitch Rally and everyone is riding BMW's" __________________ '02 XRL '95 K11RS ecubed screwed with this post 10-05-2012 at 08:40 AM

10-07-2012, 01:34 PM	#37
tommymerle advwanabee Joined: Apr 2009 Location: frozen north (Lutsen, Minnesota) Oddometer: 217	thanks for all the laughs. Now if I can just remember some of these next time. __________________ 2000 Aprilia Pegaso

10-07-2012, 07:29 PM	#38
Krazyjohnny Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Mar 2011 Location: McKinney, TX Oddometer: 353	Love my stitch This is similar to some of the others, but here it goes... Guy on Harley in shorts and flip flops asks "Isn't all that gear uncomfortable?", my reply "You not remember how bad it hurt when you wrecked your Big Wheel?" __________________ President and Founder of Superhero Proving Grounds "Where dreams are made and egos are checked"

10-08-2012, 09:54 AM	#40
Alleycatdad Unbunch yer panties! Joined: Feb 2008 Location: True Norcal, not that Bay Area/Sacto Crap... Oddometer: 1,111	Two small girls approached hand-in-hand as I was gearing up ouside work one day, the bigger one looked about six. Stood quietly as I unlocked the bike, etc. I finally ventured a, "Hi" The larger, nudged by the smaller, cleared her throat, looked up at me, and asked: "Are you REALLY a Power Ranger?" I smiled and replied, "Only on tuesdays." Without a word they turned, and still hand-in-hand began to walk away. Smaller to larger....."Told you!" Larger to smaller: "shows what you know. It's Wednesday!" True story! Steve __________________ When in doubt, PIN IT! It may not help, but it'll sure end the suspense... Wretched Exce$$ See ADVr's around the world-ADV spotwalla page Riding Wretched Wretched Passes Bad decisions make good stories.

10-09-2012, 05:41 AM	#41
Hennepinboy Have battery will travel. Joined: Feb 2006 Location: Minnetonka Minnesota Oddometer: 424	A young nurse at the hospital were I am employeed ask me what type of suit I was wearing. I told here about Aerositch riding suit and at the end I said I wear the suit becuase " Chicks dig it" She looked at me and said, " I don't thinks so". __________________ The Minnesota Airmarshal

10-09-2012, 07:20 AM	#42
Motomedic Beastly Adventurer Joined: Oct 2004 Location: Spokane Oddometer: 1,947	Girl at coffee shop: "why do you wear that?" me: "I'm allergic to asphalt" Girl (w/blank look) : "I never heard of anyone allergic to asphalt" me:"Yeah, every time I land on it I get this nasty rash..." __________________ Feike Said James to Red Molly, Now Nortons and Greeves and Indians won't do- they don't have a soul like a Vincent '52

10-09-2012, 05:29 PM	#44
AlanCT The Byronic Man Joined: Apr 2009 Location: Northeastern CT Oddometer: 2,885	"You look like a douchebag in that suit." "I can easily remove it and I no longer look like a douchebag. What do you do, sir?" __________________ "You wouldn't be riding a motorcycle if you weren't an optimist." - Matthew Crawford 2005 Ural Tourist, 2003 Kawasaki Concours IBA #23064

10-12-2012, 08:14 PM	#45
red clay Adventurer Joined: Oct 2012 Location: chattoogaland Oddometer: 12	November, Death valley, California. I'm wearing a pair of gore-tex bibs outside of the gas station when the lady asked: "So where does a man go trout fishing around here?"

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