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Old 10-05-2012, 04:27 PM   #736
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They said to tell you all....
DAMNIT!! i totally spit beer all over my screen when i saw this!!!
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:34 AM   #737
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Finally caught up on this RR, it's taken me some time. I've really enjoyed it, and admire how you bounce back from the setbacks, and always land on your feet. So where are you now, and how's the bike and the rider?
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:23 AM   #738
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So I'm in Sacramento and see this smelly, hippie-pinko grubbing around the back of a gas station....





Hmmmm....looks pretty questionable, but hey, so do I! Decide to give him a ride....

He tells this long sad story about beating his bike to steaming pile of smoldering shit....

I cried...




So, without further ado, I introduce Parepin to.......

Patty!!!!!!




She's pretty hot!!! (in a swapping spit with your grandmother kinda way....)

She's grubby and smelly but is internally solid.... like her new boy... a match made in heaven!!!

I can tell it's love at 1st sight so I let the two have time together....to work out their new...ummm....relationship....

Lottsa grunting, cat fighting noises in the night....

...and here's what we're left with this morning....




He might be alive.... I'll check after my coffee.....

Then we'll go in search of a NEW milk crate!!!!!

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Old 10-11-2012, 08:29 AM   #739
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HOLY SHIT you put him on a Mattress..... MAN your spoiling the kid.
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:30 AM   #740
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Yeah...he took the dog's bed and the dog is pissed!!!

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Old 10-11-2012, 01:24 PM   #741
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Yeah...he took the dog's bed and the dog is pissed!!!


That would be the 2nd place in a row that he's pissed off the dog.
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:39 PM   #742
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The last few posts made me chuckle, thanks, I needed that after today!
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:09 PM   #743
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Hmmmm, a night with Patty? Wonder what Janis' reaction will be....................
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:20 PM   #744
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Probably this.




Way to go Alex! You will be so pretty now.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:02 PM   #745
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:07 AM   #746
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Alex is now going to start abusing a Barbie Bike!

Paint it NOW!
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:41 AM   #747
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He admits to becoming enamored with the paint scheme...

I think it makes him feel all tingly and giddy.....

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Old 10-12-2012, 07:47 AM   #748
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He admits to becoming enamored with the paint scheme...

I think it makes him feel all tingly and gay.....

Fiqucxed.
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Old 10-12-2012, 08:14 AM   #749
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You will be so pretty now.

Me thinks that's a stretch.

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He admits to becoming enamored with the paint scheme...




I think it makes him feel all tingly and giddy.....


Now I'm sure there's something not right with you. Actually I've been sure for quite some time.


And, how come you've never offered up a bike to me? I'm quite sure you'd have gotten a much warmer reception waking me up that day on the side of the road.



ps: good on ya Mike!


pps: Alex, what can I say , some days it's good to you.
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Old 10-12-2012, 08:26 AM   #750
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Please don't paint it. Please don't paint it. Please don't paint it!

I want to see the expressions on people's faces when you ride up on that bike










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