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Old 10-19-2012, 07:49 AM   #61
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Hominiid.

Thank you. If you're ever out to Boise, stop by. I owe you a heartfelt handshake.

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Old 10-19-2012, 09:51 AM   #62
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Yes, I am unfamiliar with the English so have to struggle manly to be understood here on this board.

A cell phone caused a momentum shift? How many grams do you mass?
I read that out loud. Hilarious.

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Old 10-19-2012, 10:03 AM   #63
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I read that out loud. Hilarious.

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Old 10-20-2012, 12:48 PM   #64
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Was also waiting to see the part about the asshat driver that nailed you in a parking stall. Wouldn't have been the first.
DITTO....was waiting to hear about the bitch on the phone and not paying attention what smacked into 'em.......guess we kinda did......
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:56 PM   #65
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This is good, a face plant we can joke about.

But I think it's the wife's fault. She should have got her own damn hamburger....
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Old 10-28-2012, 10:03 PM   #66
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Hominiid.

Thank you. If you're ever out to Boise, stop by. I owe you a heartfelt handshake.

Respectfully,

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Old 10-28-2012, 10:39 PM   #67
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Cell phones combined with vehicles usually result in disaster.
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Old 10-29-2012, 01:10 AM   #68
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A heartfelt handshake is always welcome.
As long as it's not too firm - arthritis is a bitch
Yabbut if it prompts another post like the original it might be worth it.
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:49 AM   #69
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Just a little Q, to the op. You say you need a choreographed manoeuvrings to get on and off the bike, using sticks, phones and a portion of levitation. :)

Now, I too suffer from R.A. and am familiar with the good day/bad day scenario, but in the video of your camping thing I dont see a stick/walking frame/unsteadiness, well anything really.

How do you get so good in between attacks?
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Old 11-18-2012, 01:16 PM   #70
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Just a little Q, to the op. You say you need a choreographed manoeuvrings to get on and off the bike, using sticks, phones and a portion of levitation. :)

Now, I too suffer from R.A. and am familiar with the good day/bad day scenario, but in the video of your camping thing I dont see a stick/walking frame/unsteadiness, well anything really.

How do you get so good in between attacks?
Perhaps it's the Gin & Tonics? ;)

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Old 11-19-2012, 04:07 PM   #71
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this is good, a face plant we can joke about.

But i think it's the wife's fault. She should have got her own damn hamburger....
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Old 11-19-2012, 04:26 PM   #72
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Ok, i've scanned the thread, and run the OP through google translate..

American
"......and my knee blew out. "
English
...."and I hurt my knee"

I guess "blown knee" just sounds tougher.

As for the "RA" he mentions later - "Rectal Abssess" of course :)
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:06 PM   #73
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I laughed my butt off for the first few pages but dang, that Spud is no laughing matter! That thing is friggin awesome.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:08 PM   #74
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Ok, i've scanned the thread, and run the OP through google translate..

American
"......and my knee blew out. "
English
...."and I hurt my knee"

I guess "blown knee" just sounds tougher.

As for the "RA" he mentions later - "Rectal Abssess" of course :)
Anyone who has bad knees or who has dislocated a knee at one time would have INSTANTLY understood the term " my knee blew out" and from personal experiance I sympathize completely!! If you have a knee blow out you can be the toughest sum bitch in the world and I garrentee you will like a BABY.
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