You know you're a 950 owner when… - Page 25

geometrician · 10-26-2012, 06:39 AM

You ride to the outdoor shooting range in hunting season to find the parking lot full of $60,000 "tricked-out" pickup trucks, all benches occupied with tens of thousands of dollars of rifles, optics, stands & fancy ammo...

...and EVERY person stops, turns around & stares trying to figure out what the hell you just rode in on, open Akra's thump-pumping away as you hang a U-turn to get the hell outa there and ride out into the middle of no-where so you can shoot in peace & quiet

slidewayes · 10-27-2012, 01:40 AM

When you go to buy a rear Tire and take the only two 200.00 ones they have and realize that this is not enough

Qwik · 10-27-2012, 03:16 AM

When you put eleven gallons of fuel in the tanks and realize the same thing as Slideways.

sstewart · 10-27-2012, 05:29 AM

You agree to pay your ex whatever she wants ,to keep from selling it during the splitting of assets.

Katze · 10-27-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sstewart

you agree to pay your ex whatever she wants ,to keep from selling it during the splitting of assets.

geometrician · 10-27-2012, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ata

are these guys related? Selling tons of cocaine was the only way he could pay for his rear tires

skipman · 10-28-2012, 04:56 AM

^^^^

Slvrtundevl · 10-28-2012, 05:17 AM

Roflmao ... Great thread!

Tee2 · 10-28-2012, 05:55 PM

When on your birthday all your gifts are orange and wrapped in orange paper.

welshracing_752 · 10-28-2012, 08:35 PM

When you pass cars on the right by dropping off the hwy and across the dry lake and just keep it under 110

Questor · 10-30-2012, 01:17 PM

When "Servicing your girlfriend" means doing an oil change and spooning on a new rear tire.

Q~

MP5 · 10-31-2012, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Questor

When "Servicing your girlfriend" means doing an oil change and spooning on a new rear tire.

Q~

Hahaha......good one

. Me likey.

fredN4 · 10-31-2012, 07:24 AM

you hop off on your first ride off-road. Yep, I did! And then you start looking for a smaller, lighter bike to learn on.

SpeedyR · 10-31-2012, 02:00 PM

your friends know that Halloween is your favorite holiday....

because everything is ORANGE!!!!

VTvfr · 11-01-2012, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fredN4

you hop off on your first ride off-road. Yep, I did! And then you start looking for a smaller, lighter bike to learn on.

It took me a year of getting my arse kicked on singletrack before I finally picked up the 250 as a stablemate for her and haven't looked back!!!

10-26-2012, 06:39 AM	#361
geometrician let's keep going... Joined: May 2008 Location: West-By-God Virginia Oddometer: 987	Hardley-Ablesons You ride to the outdoor shooting range in hunting season to find the parking lot full of $60,000 "tricked-out" pickup trucks, all benches occupied with tens of thousands of dollars of rifles, optics, stands & fancy ammo... ...and EVERY person stops, turns around & stares trying to figure out what the hell you just rode in on, open Akra's thump-pumping away as you hang a U-turn to get the hell outa there and ride out into the middle of no-where so you can shoot in peace & quiet __________________ Britt '06 KTM 950 Adv 'S' '03 KTM 250 EXC '88 KLR650 - +170K miles "looks like you've had a lot of fun on that bike..."

10-27-2012, 03:16 AM	#363
Qwik Two Wheeled Addict Joined: Apr 2008 Location: Sunnyvale, California Oddometer: 5,231	When you put eleven gallons of fuel in the tanks and realize the same thing as Slideways. __________________ Speed bumps never seem to make me go any faster

10-27-2012, 05:29 AM	#364
sstewart Studly Adventurer Joined: Nov 2009 Location: Boaz,Alabama Oddometer: 822	You know you're a 950 owner when..... You agree to pay your ex whatever she wants ,to keep from selling it during the splitting of assets.

10-28-2012, 04:56 AM	#367
skipman Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Apr 2010 Location: east tn Oddometer: 171	^^^^ ^^^^ __________________ Not responsable for broken windshields.Please stay back 300ft. '10 KTM 990r

10-28-2012, 05:17 AM	#368
Slvrtundevl Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Aug 2008 Location: St. Louis,Mo Oddometer: 344	Roflmao ... Great thread! __________________ Come to the darkside....We have Cookies!!!

10-27-2012, 01:40 AM	#362
slidewayes slidewayes Joined: Nov 2010 Location: HESPERIA CA Oddometer: 261	When you go to buy a rear Tire and take the only two 200.00 ones they have and realize that this is not enough

10-28-2012, 05:55 PM	#369
Tee2 I SAID! Woo Hoo! Joined: Oct 2009 Location: Ill, But I tell people NW IN. Oddometer: 914	When on your birthday all your gifts are orange and wrapped in orange paper. __________________

10-28-2012, 08:35 PM	#370
welshracing_752 slidewaysjr Joined: Jun 2012 Location: Honda valley CA Oddometer: 6	When you pass cars on the right by dropping off the hwy and across the dry lake and just keep it under 110

10-30-2012, 01:17 PM	#371
Questor More Undestructable Joined: Oct 2005 Location: Idaho Falls. ID. USA Oddometer: 3,546	When "Servicing your girlfriend" means doing an oil change and spooning on a new rear tire. Q~ __________________ Ride Reports: National Parks Tour 2008 Trans-America Trail 2009 Continental Divide Trail 2009 Alaska 2010 Empty West 2011

10-31-2012, 07:24 AM	#373
fredN4 Adventurer Joined: May 2012 Location: La vallee de la Ceze, France Oddometer: 21	you hop off on your first ride off-road. Yep, I did! And then you start looking for a smaller, lighter bike to learn on.

10-31-2012, 02:00 PM	#374
SpeedyR Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Aug 2005 Location: ATL, GA Oddometer: 347	your friends know that Halloween is your favorite holiday.... because everything is ORANGE!!!!

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