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Old 10-26-2012, 06:39 AM   #361
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Laugh Hardley-Ablesons

You ride to the outdoor shooting range in hunting season to find the parking lot full of $60,000 "tricked-out" pickup trucks, all benches occupied with tens of thousands of dollars of rifles, optics, stands & fancy ammo...

...and EVERY person stops, turns around & stares trying to figure out what the hell you just rode in on, open Akra's thump-pumping away as you hang a U-turn to get the hell outa there and ride out into the middle of no-where so you can shoot in peace & quiet

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Old 10-27-2012, 01:40 AM   #362
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When you go to buy a rear Tire and take the only two 200.00 ones they have and realize that this is not enough
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Old 10-27-2012, 03:16 AM   #363
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When you put eleven gallons of fuel in the tanks and realize the same thing as Slideways.
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Old 10-27-2012, 05:29 AM   #364
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You know you're a 950 owner when.....

You agree to pay your ex whatever she wants ,to keep from selling it during the splitting of assets.
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:11 PM   #365
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you agree to pay your ex whatever she wants ,to keep from selling it during the splitting of assets.

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Old 10-27-2012, 04:42 PM   #366
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Must be brothers...

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are these guys related? Selling tons of cocaine was the only way he could pay for his rear tires

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Old 10-28-2012, 04:56 AM   #367
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Old 10-28-2012, 05:17 AM   #368
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Roflmao ... Great thread!
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Old 10-28-2012, 05:55 PM   #369
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Old 10-28-2012, 08:35 PM   #370
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When you pass cars on the right by dropping off the hwy and across the dry lake and just keep it under 110
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Old 10-30-2012, 01:17 PM   #371
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When "Servicing your girlfriend" means doing an oil change and spooning on a new rear tire.

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Old 10-31-2012, 03:28 AM   #372
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When "Servicing your girlfriend" means doing an oil change and spooning on a new rear tire.

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Hahaha......good one . Me likey.
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Old 10-31-2012, 07:24 AM   #373
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you hop off on your first ride off-road. Yep, I did! And then you start looking for a smaller, lighter bike to learn on.
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Old 10-31-2012, 02:00 PM   #374
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because everything is ORANGE!!!!

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Old 11-01-2012, 09:42 AM   #375
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you hop off on your first ride off-road. Yep, I did! And then you start looking for a smaller, lighter bike to learn on.
It took me a year of getting my arse kicked on singletrack before I finally picked up the 250 as a stablemate for her and haven't looked back!!!
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