Damn Cell Phone

[PapaYolk]

Hominiid.

Thank you. If you're ever out to Boise, stop by. I owe you a heartfelt handshake.

Respectfully,

Tim

[Snarky]

Originally Posted by slide

Yes, I am unfamiliar with the English so have to struggle manly to be understood here on this board.

A cell phone caused a momentum shift? How many grams do you mass?

I read that out loud. Hilarious.

Location: NM, USA

[slide]

Originally Posted by Snarky

I read that out loud. Hilarious.

Location: NM, USA

I'mself a new immigrant to this find land of Newer Mexico.

[walstibsf]

Originally Posted by 74C5

Was also waiting to see the part about the asshat driver that nailed you in a parking stall. Wouldn't have been the first.

DITTO....was waiting to hear about the bitch on the phone and not paying attention what smacked into 'em.......guess we kinda did......

[Royalwapiti]

This is good, a face plant we can joke about.

But I think it's the wife's fault. She should have got her own damn hamburger....

[Hominid]

Originally Posted by PapaYolk

Hominiid.

Thank you. If you're ever out to Boise, stop by. I owe you a heartfelt handshake.

Respectfully,

Tim

A heartfelt handshake is always welcome.
As long as it's not too firm - arthritis is a bitch

[JerryH]

Cell phones combined with vehicles usually result in disaster.

[AZbiker]

Originally Posted by Hominid

A heartfelt handshake is always welcome.
As long as it's not too firm - arthritis is a bitch

Yabbut if it prompts another post like the original it might be worth it.

[Billtr96sn]

Just a little Q, to the op. You say you need a choreographed manoeuvrings to get on and off the bike, using sticks, phones and a portion of levitation. :)

Now, I too suffer from R.A. and am familiar with the good day/bad day scenario, but in the video of your camping thing I dont see a stick/walking frame/unsteadiness, well anything really.

How do you get so good in between attacks?

[windblown101]

Originally Posted by Billtr96sn

Just a little Q, to the op. You say you need a choreographed manoeuvrings to get on and off the bike, using sticks, phones and a portion of levitation. :)

Now, I too suffer from R.A. and am familiar with the good day/bad day scenario, but in the video of your camping thing I dont see a stick/walking frame/unsteadiness, well anything really.

How do you get so good in between attacks?

Perhaps it's the Gin & Tonics? ;)

To the op: Keep on keeping on.

[squonker]

Originally Posted by royalwapiti

this is good, a face plant we can joke about.

But i think it's the wife's fault. She should have got her own damn hamburger....

[catweasel67]

Ok, i've scanned the thread, and run the OP through google translate..

American
"......and my knee blew out. "
English
...."and I hurt my knee"

I guess "blown knee" just sounds tougher.

As for the "RA" he mentions later - "Rectal Abssess" of course :)

[Trailmix44]

I laughed my butt off for the first few pages but dang, that Spud is no laughing matter! That thing is friggin awesome.

[just jeff]

Originally Posted by catweasel67

Ok, i've scanned the thread, and run the OP through google translate..

American
"......and my knee blew out. "
English
...."and I hurt my knee"

I guess "blown knee" just sounds tougher.

As for the "RA" he mentions later - "Rectal Abssess" of course :)

Anyone who has bad knees or who has dislocated a knee at one time would have INSTANTLY understood the term " my knee blew out" and from personal experiance I sympathize completely!! If you have a knee blow out you can be the toughest sum bitch in the world and I garrentee you will like a BABY.
Regards....justjeff