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Old 11-26-2012, 10:00 AM   #496
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For the sake of higher chances of my survival I would go with Zompires:
Slow, stupid, lumbering undead vampires that only try to bite you in the neck, in stead of try to bite you anywhere like zombies.

Although for all the preppers with loads of ammo and an itchy finger, I think zombies or vombies would be more fun.
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Old 11-26-2012, 11:39 PM   #497
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I've been watching zombie slaying instructional videos and am now seeking appropriate weapons
LPs
Cricket Bats
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Zombies shall fall beneath my mighty weapons! rawr!
What are you going to teach them to smoke to slowly kill them with cancer?

send on a small touch screen by a guy with fat fingers
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Old 11-28-2012, 03:13 AM   #498
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Which Bite Wins?

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For the undead creatures of horror movies and fiction, the best way to reproduce is through biting. If a zombie bites someone, it makes a another zombie. If a vampire bites someone, you get another a vampire. If a werewolf bites someone, you’ve got a brand new werewolf. A question that’s been on my mind recently (if recently means the past 16 years) is what happens if a human is bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie all at the same time.




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Old 11-28-2012, 04:20 PM   #499
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chuck norris cant be killed can he
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:01 PM   #500
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Chuch Norris facts - Werewolf


Chuck Norris - Wackypedia entry

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In some alternate universe where Chuck Norris had to fight himself: Chuck Norris would win....
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:22 AM   #501
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:11 AM   #502
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a windscreen. The air says,"Excuse me Sir, I'll get out of your way!"
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Old 11-30-2012, 04:31 PM   #503
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I Love how this went from a zombie thread to a chuck norris with one post. Lol
But when the zombies roll around I've gotta say I'm getting a bobbed deuce and a half and putting my bikes in the back because it seems like a bad idea to go charging through a swarm of zombies on a bike.
Like this but with a roof :)



I'm also moving in next door to Chuck Norris, he doesnt need bullets.

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Old 11-30-2012, 07:28 PM   #504
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i should comment on that truck, but i figure its a raise you a truck
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:28 AM   #505
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:39 PM   #506
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[QUOTE=KJD19892;20151938]I Love how this went from a zombie thread to a chuck norris with one post. Lol
But when the zombies roll around I've gotta say I'm getting a bobbed deuce and a half and putting my bikes in the back because it seems like a bad idea to go charging through a swarm of zombies on a bike.
Like this but with a roof :)



It needs bigger tires
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Old 12-02-2012, 07:37 PM   #507
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zombies are silly say the naysayers... orly! poor dog. scroll down and it shows a pic of the guy in the STREET licking the dogs blood. that is beyond messed up.
http://beforeitsnews.com/watercooler...t-2430678.html
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:16 PM   #508
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http://youtu.be/ebtj3gDaE64

well our fearless leader has made the announcement

yep, thats the prime minister for our island nation of Australia, yep we got a red headed woman
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:12 AM   #509
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well our fearless leader has made the announcement

yep, thats the prime minister for our island nation of Australia, yep we got a red headed woman
I kinda like her.
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:33 AM   #510
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well our fearless leader has made the announcement

yep, thats the prime minister for our island nation of Australia, yep we got a red headed woman
That is classic
the comments on the clip are even better. my fav - 10/10 would bang

Anyone have their 73 Ford Falcon XB with a supercharged interceptor ready to rage across the wasteland?
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