Stupid questions people ask you when stopped

[Aussijussi]

Originally Posted by DOGSROOT

Great.

Just what this thread needed...

A dodgy politically-correct Fennoscandi ocker!!!

You beauty! Haven't been called that yet, i like it.

[Drunk_Uncle]

That shit is funny Heyload!!!!!!

[GI_JO_NATHAN]

Originally Posted by Heyload

I was sitting with a friend of mine, both of us astride our bikes, outside of a local burger joint on a busy Friday night.
....

I really thought she was going to hit him. Instead she just turned and stormed off with her friend.

Damn! That's awesome!

[rdwalker]

Originally Posted by GI_JO_NATHAN

Damn! That's awesome!

How come everyone here is so quick-thinking, on their feet - while I come up with my brilliant & witty responses a day later, after the fact?

[Heyload]

Originally Posted by rdwalker

How come everyone here is so quick-thinking, on their feet - while I come up with my brilliant & witty responses a day later, after the fact?

That would be me as well.

My friend, on the other hand, has always had a very quick and biting wit.

[LuciferMutt]

Originally Posted by rdwalker

How come everyone here is so quick-thinking, on their feet - while I come up with my brilliant & witty responses a day later, after the fact?

Because 74.625 percent of them are full of shit.

[Mr_Gone]

Originally Posted by LuciferMutt

Because 74.625 percent of them are full of shit.

I think you made up that 74.625% number. I'm pretty sure it's 81.75%.

[Phlemdog]

Originally Posted by rdwalker

How come everyone here is so quick-thinking, on their feet - while I come up with my brilliant & witty responses a day later, after the fact?

I'm not quick thinking, I simply take my lead from Winston Churchhill. I spend a good portion of my riding time thinking up ways to answer questions. Good ones I remember and use, bad ones get thrown out.

While I sound witty to the people present, it's simply an illusion.

[Mr_Gone]

Originally Posted by Phlemdog

I'm not quick thinking, I simply take my lead from Winston Churchhill. I spend a good portion of my riding time thinking up ways to answer questions. Good ones I remember and use, bad ones get thrown out.

While I sound witty to the people present, it's simply an illusion.

I'm definitely not quick thinking. I also spend a fair fraction of my riding time thinking up ways to answer stupid questions. I discard the bad responses. The good ones I promptly forget also.

I sound like a moron most of the time. It is not an illusion.

[DOGSROOT]

Originally Posted by LuciferMutt
Because 74.625 percent of them are full of shit.

Originally Posted by Mr_Gone

I think you made up that 74.625% number. I'm pretty sure it's 81.75%.

I'm 100% sure you're both full of shit.

[DOGSROOT]

Originally Posted by Mr_Gone

I'm definitely not quick thinking. I also spend a fair fraction of my riding time thinking up ways to answer stupid questions. I discard the bad responses. The good ones I promptly forget also.

I sound like a moron most of the time. It is not an illusion.

Brilliant.

I'm the same; witty in my mind until I open my mouth; then I'm usually just downright offensive.






You said it better.

[D R]

I have frequently been asked questions for which I was at a lose to answer. Over time, and after much contemplation, I finally figured out the appropriate answers to those questions. The problem I have now is, no one ever asks me those questions anymore.

[Admiral95]

I mostly get "Oh my god! Are you OK? Someone call an ambulance!"

[Heyload]

Originally Posted by Admiral95

I mostly get "Oh my god! Are you OK? Someone call an ambulance!"

Okay. That was pretty damned funny.

[Mr_Gone]

Now that it's winter, I'm getting the same two predictable questions nearly every day:

"You're not riding today... are you?" and/or "Are you stupid?"

I'm also getting a few more general comments, rather than questions. To summarize:

"You're stupid."

"You're crazy."

"You're a complete idiot."

"I think you ate too many paint chips as a kid."

"You need to have a mental health exam."

"I think your awesome devotion to riding every day is just smoking hot." (Always said by an equally smoking hot young lady.)

Okay, I lied about that last one. Smoking hot women don't talk to me.